Skinny VS Curvy

They say that some days ago, Britney went inside the gym and then got out of the same gym 10 minutes later. What I am saying is that we probably shouldn’t expect Britney’s size 2 body to pop back over night, in case that’s that’s her usual workout regime.

Britney seems to be taking one step forward and one step back with her ”image recovery”. Now while the pounds are still on Britney, the the stains on the clothes were not, at least for a while. But in case you missed them, they are back, hopefully not here to stay.

Jessica Simpson is a rare case of a girl who looks better when she dresses down. How convenient, how lucky! Instead of spending hours applying a picture perfect make-up and choosing an extravagant outfit, Jessica can grab some short and walk through the door.

The explanation is that she’s got an athletic body type (with some popular curves) who fits best with a casual, sportive look. Which Jessica do you like? The no-make-up one who is showing us her toned legs or the authentic cowboy girl?

Yes, we are seeing loads of Lauren Conrad these days, but hey, don’t blame me, blame her popularity. So, here she is, filming (please read “acting”) for reality-show-wannabe “The Hills”, looking pretty glam in a short skirt, both from the front and from the back. Didn’t gain or lose anything since yesterday (as in the last time we saw her) and didn’t get extra curves over night.

What do you have to say about Lauren’s figure and looks?

Here is Tyra in The New York Times Magazine, looking slightly unusual and sporting some really odd looking hips. Should we pretend that’s her real shape? Whose hips start that high and that roundly, raise your hand! Didn’t think so.

Judging by Tyra’s position, I guess the idea of the photo shoot was to make her look as “hourglassy” as possible and, with just a touch of Photoshop, they succeeded.

What do you have to say?

No, I am not going to be mean and brutal and say “eww”, but I will say that a bra is needed. Urgently. Or maybe the deep cleavage is NOT needed. Or the see-through blouse, for that matter. Or the last few drinks. And maybe some longer pants would be appreciated - like the kind of pants that can actually be seen under the blouse, and not just because the blouse is transparent.

So, who wants to chip in?