Skinny VS Curvy

Alicia Keys has got, besides an un-debatable sack of talent, some true curves that we can intuit through the fitting jeans. Now these surely are discussable, so let’s debate upon them!

What do you all think? How would you rate Alicia’s curviness on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 represents “you call these sticks thighs?” and 10 stands for “booty is an understatement. more like booooty”.

Versus’s expert rating: Can I use the arithmetical average formula? Ok then, 5 for the upper half and umm, 9 for the bottom half. 5, 899, right? No? Really? How do you calculate it? Hey, I’m a celebrity body expert, ok?

Hey, Angie, excuse me, but we know you are pregnant, so what’s the point of the “oversized bag in front of the belly to hide the baby bump” technique? You are certainly not growing fat - in fact, you still got the veiny hands, matching the veiny feet and the skinny legs, so no worries there.

On another note, Angelina recently won a (please note I’m not saying “the”) “most stylish mom” award and, umm, while she didn’t necessarily look uninspired when she chose the outfit above, in general, well, she certainly isn’t Gwen Stefani.

What do you all think? How would you describe pregnant Angelina?

Yes, yes, I know, these are definitely some Gossip Girl celebrities-loaded days. And while we were saying just some days ago that Leighton Meester doesn’t seem like she spends most of her life in the gym and appears to be eating like, you know, 3 meals per day… we are inclined to change our minds here. Take a look at the above picture of Leighton on set - doesn’t she appear to be skinnier? Or should we be convinced that the slimming effect is thanks to the green heels? And last time we checked, pale skin, large red and green prints, paired with over sized yellow bags don’t actually make you look 10 pounds lighter. Regardless, Leighton Meester looks fit and fab, and, like in the true Gossip Girl style, an ultimate vanguard fashionista.

How do you like it?

I don’t know about you, but I would have expected a skinnier Nicole Richie in fitted black pants. I would have expected to have the same old reaction and “eat a sandwich” attitude that Nicole probably heard, well, more than anybody on the planet. Not the case now (yet). While Nicole is definitely a surprisingly skinny new mom, she is no where near the “Auschwitz look” (drama intended) that she was, sadly and worryingly, spotting some while ago.

How do you like Nicole’s new weight and body?