Skinny VS Curvy

Tabloids have been saying for a while that Mariah Carey has lost weight, but nobody bothered to believe them. Now I’m a little confused. Either Mariah Carey, one of the most persistent yo-yo dieters we know, has, indeed, lost some love handles and some leg flab or… how shall I put this nicely… she looked in the mirror before she left the house, decided that the 6 inch skirt and the 5 inch top/bra were a bad idea and went for the outfit above. Yeah, this definitely makes sense.

What do you guys have to say on this one? Is this a better choice of clothes for a Mariah or are her skimpy outfits an actual trademark?

Versus’s expert plan:

Step 1: Buy a full-length mirror.
Step 2: Use it.
Step 3: Make a fire.
Step 4: Throw the skimpy clothes in it.
Step 5: Wait till they turn to ashes.
Step 6: Repeat in your head the phrase: “Long sleeves and a covered belly button are not the enemy”.