Brooke Hogan in a Tight Pink Dress
July 9, 2009 in Body Type and Clothes, Brooke Hogan by Versus
I have nothing against Brooke’s figure (she’s just a healthy sized, big-boned girl), but I’m really not very fond of her personal style – she should try at least once something not-as-tight or not-as-short.
What do you all say?
Who likes / who dislikes Brooke’s figure & outfit?
See 3 more pictures after the jump!
))) But he did a great fight!
I like that Brooke has a really toned body, but I gotta say she doesnt dress it to its potential at all. I have this rule for myself, and I think it applies in most cases:
If you are gonna wear something skintight, dont make it too short. If you are gonna wear a short tiny skirt, skip the heels. Its the combination of short plus tight that usually makes people look trashy and Im afraid that what Brooke looks like here. Also, the color isnt really helping. Tanned skin dressed in pink with bleached blond hair is a combination seen all to often on pornstars and not something Id want to associate with on a random day walking down the street.
Brookes body isnt my ideal type but I do think she seems to be healthy and at a weight natural for her. I wish she hadnt had implants though. I like the waviness of her hair.
The hair long and blond, the dress tight and short, the heels in the street, but if you have the right smile and attitude, you can pull it off.
Brooke doesn’t.
Nothing wrong with her body, but her dress sense is messed up. She should burn this dress. She looks cheap
Bleached blonde hair on a fake tanned body with big boobs stuffed into a skin-tight, short, brightly-coloured dress complete with transparent stripper shoes will never be classy.
O….M….G….perfect. hahaha
i know she’s like 21 or 22 years old but she looks like she’s 40 and trying to look young… i don’t understand why she’s not comfortable being the natural beauty she probably is; instead she bleaches her hair and wears tight-ass clothes… she should just be normal & not always trying to look a certain way…
Probably all the damn makeup and fake tan making her look twice her age. The bleach blonde hair doesn’t help either. Another reality ho trying too hard, she can’t sing either. God, considering all that money Hogan had you figure he could of at least afforded her a decent education?
the “dress” looks more like a top. and those stripper heels – ew.
otherwise: love her toned body.
Her boobs look surprisingly bigger in that dress (though it is tight as it makes her look to have gained a little weight, but it’s just because it’s tight). Her face isn’t really the prettiest, I’m afraid I have to say. Those thighs are really rather chunky, but I’m not complaining as I prefer those size thighs and yet everybody called Britney’s thighs.
That’s enough describing and picking for today.
Honestly, she’s a gorgeous girl with a gorgeous body. If I were that big, and I am not saying she’s fat but I’m talking about her built, I would love to look like that. She has no cellulite, beautiful skin and is toned. But wouldn’t you want to flaunt a figure like that, because she is not flaunting it she is looking trashy and absolutely horrible in that outfit.
Oh my… She shouldn’t wear such a tight dress! Does she think she looks sexy?.. She looks so fake, so vulgar to me. Fake tan and blonde hair makes her look like a strip dancer…
I agree with the above its the combination of things she has on. She has a gorgeous, thick body, but the heels and the dress make the outfit look cheap. But again I love her body.
She looks like a pink sausage in that dress…IMHO.
If this is big-boned all those people is see at wal-mart must have some kind of relation to T-Rex.
*I see
sorry for the typo
“Big-boned” means “large bone structure” in my book. I think it is wrongly used as a substitute for “overweight” or “fat” sometimes – I don’t find Brooke fat at all, she just has a large frame (broad shoulders, broad back, tall, athletic build), just like her father.
I think the dress is just too tight. I don’t think that dress would look good on anyone.
Exactly big boned is usually referred to a person who is tall and broad framed. Not anything to do with being fat.
she looks like a ho !
omg…she looks like 40…poor girl
I don’t think she looks 40, maybe 30.
im big boned but short..5 feet actually..
is it funny to use my username and write something like that
Oh yeah can be short and big boned also, anyone can be big boned.
I didn’t write this
I don’t find this look attractive at all but hey…everyone is different. I am big boned but I don’t look like this at all. It’s amazing what the right outfit can do for a body frame. This outfit probably makes her look bigger than she actually is.
She looks so much like her father. It must be tough to hear all the comments about her being so big (in terms of her frame). She will never be petite and there’s nothing wrong with that. But she could dress better!
She really has to stop doing this to herself.
She looks digusting! That type of dress is for people who are STICKS. It’s her own fault, she continues to put herself in bad clothing.
She looks bad, but I wouldn’t say it’s bad enough to say she looks disgusting. And that type of dress isn’t for sticks either, IMO it’s for really curvy(and no, I’m not using it as a euphemism for “fat”) women with tiny waists and big hips and breasts.
I feel really bad about it, but the word “fat” comes to mind… I know she isn’t fat, and I know she has a large, strong, muscular build and is clearly pretty toned.. but I can’t help but think “urgh, bit fat”. I’m doomed I tell you, DOOMED!
That’s sad you associate being a certain size build with fatness.
That’s normal, it’s been stated millions of times most women have no concept of what the normal female body looks like.
That’s NOT a dress. That is a tank top! Or a dress that belongs to a midget!
nice and tight. the bod i mean
re her fashion taste i guess she is overcompensating her hulk-genes.
i don’t think that dress will look good on anyone
she has a good body but she gotta get herself some new clothes
It looks like Brooke is just wearing a long tanktop and going pantless on the bottom. She has a good body but god if she got rid of the breast implants and the trashy clothing she would look so much prettier and less skanky.
well have you guys seen her mother?? no wonder she dresses like a cheap truck stop hooker.
monkey see, monkey do.
all she needs is to ditch the orange spray tan and shauna sand lucite heels, add some lowlights to the hair, wear a dress just a few inches shorter and she’d look a MILLION times better.
yet shorter?
ok, now i’ve just googled her mother and i take everything back i said about brooke before. stay with your style brooke, your taste could be a hell lotta worse!
I also just googled her mom. What is wrong with this family?! They have so much money, but yet it just shows, money can’t buy style! They look terrible
Money NEVER buys style. If you ever go to Monte Carlo in Monaco and see the people stepping out of the Ferraris, Bentleys and Porsches there… If you see what they’re wearing you would never believe they had stepped out of such an expensive car from what they’re wearing! If I had such a car, I would want to look as if I belonged with it, not as if I stole it for a joyride!
Her body is very toned. Her dress is too small. Just because you can put it on doesn’t mean it fits. I think if she dressed in clothes that fit her & suited her body shape she’d look 25 lbs lighter & 15 years younger. Sad to say about someone so young.
Oh, and the stripper heels have GOT to go!
Ugh.. I hate to be a bitch but I’m not a huge fan of her body. She’s kinda like a thick ruler shape.. if that makes sense.
Maybe I just think she looks bad cause she dresses like a hooker.
Who knows.
I have that kind of built (except I’m shorter and have wayyy smaller boobs), and I wouldn’t wear a dress like that if I looked like that in it.. it really highlights her less good areas, like stomach and upper thighs.. not that she has a bad body, it’s just a bad dress!
*build, not built
She looks like a giant
She looks like a really old, desperate hooker.
this is beyond trashy, cheap and other adjectives. she really looks like a tabledance girl on her way to the tube, or like a pornstar going to the set, what’s with the heelss!! who can wear something like that and not be involved in this porn circle!!! :S
sad because like others might said she looks like a 30 years old woman or more..
This girl just.. desperately needs a fitted pair of dark wash jeans.
she looks like a stripper out for lunch!! eww
more like a man…like daddy
she is so trashy, argh – plus annoying. Her face isn’t ugly at all, and even though she looks quite big to me she is not overweight. But why does she need to wear in such an unclassy way? Why all that makeup, bleached hair and ultra-tanned skin? While she could be classy, she chooses to wear like a slut. Poor girl.
Thank God thta most of the comments are so positive!!! I have very the same body built as Brook. with the small difference:i have natural dark blonde hair, and natural tan. i was always worried that I`m too BIG. I`m 1m.79cm (brook is 1m.81cm, ) and I`m into sport , so that is why my body built is so similar to Brooke. She has absolutely no fat , but muscles. That is why she has no cellulite, so do I. I`m just so happy that you don`t consider her as big fatty girl.
ew.
well she’s a big girl but still her body isn’t even bad it REALLY is her wardrobe! i have no idea how she thinks what she wears is flattering….. it makes her look like she’s trying waaay too hard to be sexy… i thought women knew by now that you can look sexy without looking slutty.. sigh
I’m astonished at the naiveity displayed by everyone here. Her aim is to gain publicity, and thats what she’s doing – very successfully. So what if she dresses like a porn star, thats the culture we live in, and everyone who contributes to salacious celebrity chat is just jealous. Fact is, she looks desirable to the more basic male instincts. And while she may not be the slimmest model on the market its frankly ridiculous to describe her as fat. I see no spare tyre, do you?
Andrea,
I think most of us know why she looks the way she does. It’s no secret and it’s certainly not the first or the last time a female will look like this to gain attention or publicity. People are just simply commenting on her appearance. And I wouldn’t assume that people are jealous of this woman, I’m certainly not. And most of the males I know think she’s somewhat scary looking. However, everyone has their own tastes….:)
sure, she’s gaining publicity-but is it positive publicity? the only thing that comes from her dressing like this are comments about her on a website. i highly doubt her attire will boost her cd sales. also, many men at first glance think this is slutty and would prefer a girl who had a bit more “mystery” to them. its all about the chase……. and brooke isn’t giving one
Am I the only person that notices that she has juvaderm/restalyne in her mouth in these photos?!?!?!?!?
Beginning from Top to Bottom,
Check out the 2nd, 4th and 5th photos.
she’s got trout pout
You are joking right???
She looks like a Paris Hilton parody.
Why women are doing this to themselves?
She is a nice lady why does she have to wear something that is too small and too tight -and too pink- for her???
Why?????
versus, how much does brooke weight and what are her measurements?
All I know is that she is 5′11”. she is VERY tall and she definitely has a big bone structure and a good amount of muscle tone, she is athletically built and heavy bones and muscles add weight, so I can only estimate that she is around 160 – 170…
Well i don’t think she’s fat. And I might be big boned also I have broad shoulders but then again I think they match my hips that are also broad I believe with my booty alltogether.
What sucks is in cerain clothes (especially coats) It can seem like you’re fat.