Skinny VS Curvy

OK, we’re not exactly comparing Victoria Beckham and Kim Kardashian here (as in opposite body types), but Miranda and Vanessa sure make interesting competitors.

So, Miranda has a flatter stomach, definitely some extra inches in height, knobbier knees, pointier shoulders (last two indicating an overall skinnier figure) and probably a smaller bra cup. Vanessa also got a flat tummy, yet not board-like like Miranda’s and an overall thin figure.

So, let’s hear it! Which of these girls looks better/hotter/sexier in a bikini? Bikini body battle time! Miranda Kerr or Vanessa Minnillo?

Photo sources: Splash News, Celebutopia

It was about time we hosted a bikini body battle featuring two ladies that are not in their 20’s, nor in their 30’s, but in their 40’s. Yes, you’ve heard it right - more precisely, Heather Locklear is 46 and Lisa Rinna is 44. Years old, that is, which is pretty great, judging by their bodies, where almost everything seem to be in the right size and shape (definitely excepting Lisa’s lips).

What’s funny is that they don’t only share the age prefix and a competitive status on our little battle right here, but they were also feud partners on a popular show a few years back, if you recall.

You be the judge: Who takes home the “best bikini body” crown and on what basis? Heather Locklear or Lisa Rinna?

Photo source: Celebutopia

These bikini pictures were not exactly taken yesterday, but that can be forgiven, considering how much body gossip material they provide. So, here we have Denise Richards and Kate Beckinsale, both in their bikinis, one looking hotter than the other (you be the judge).

Speaking of Kate, it appears that she recently requested for a “butt double” for her new movie, reasoning that she is too self-conscious about her behind, which she describes as “fat” and “big”. Okaaay… that settles it.

So, let’s hear what you have to say: Bikini Body Battle time! Who’s takes home the beach body crown? Denise Richards or Kate Beckinsale?

Photo source: Celebutopia

I am definitely not convinced that these pictures are candids, but oh well, neither are Heidi’s.

Now I am not sure what Kim is trying to do in the second and third pictures, but I might have some guesses:

1. She is trying to convince the suspicious minds once and for all that she is definitely not wearing butt pads.

2. She is showing us that no matter what bikini size she opts for, her (please excuse me) butt crack is still going to show.

3. She is exhibiting the results of the cellulite treatment she has been using (of course not because of Paris’s “cottage cheese” remark). (more…)

Now there might be two questions in mind when looking at those pictures:

1. OMG, are they real??!!

2. Who is Gemma Atkinson?

Answers:

1. You be the judge.

2. She’s a British glamour model - and if we take “British” out, that’s not far from what Kim is.

What do they have in common? So besides the fact that their career is based on their looks, Kim and Gemma might be able to borrow bras from each other.

So, let’s hear it: Who’s got the better bikini body? Kim Kardashian or Gemma Atkinson?