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I almost considered giving the title: “Christina, This Is So Not the Outfit for You” plus a bunch of racy arguments to go with it, but then I realized that I’m in a good mood and feeling generous - so I’ll settle for a kinder attitude. (more…)
Why “Wow or Eww” on this one?
Honestly, it’s not that Liv isn’t looking fab, but it’s that given Liv’s apple body shape, she could have chosen a less puffier dress, with a little smaller bow on her not-so-thin midsection. That’s it, but you can go on commenting!
Liv Tyler in a puffy dress - Wow or Eww?
Photo credit: Getty
Here is Jessica Simpson is two different outfits: number one, her country outfit for the stage and number two, her casual outfit that she wore on a date with Tony.
Now the way I see it, Jessica’s looking visibly slimmer in her street ensemble than in her puffy country dress - because, well, she hasn’t been listening to the advice that I pleasantly offered a while back on how to dress for her V shape.
And why is Jess looking slimmer on the right? Simply because she:
1. Put black on her heavier top and a lighter color on her slimmer bottom.
2. Chose a V neckline.
3. Chose a long top that extended her short torso.
Judging on the picture from the front, I’d say that this dress was not exactly designed for Hayden - and no, not because of the difficult-to-look-classy leopard print, but because the cut is not exactly revealing a desirable bust-waist-hips ratio, but rather a straight up and down figure.
From the back perspective, however, we’re not talking about a lack of curves, but on the contrary, the tight dress is doing a great job at showing off Hayden’s young, tight & round butt.
How do you feel about:
1. Hayden’s body type in this tight mini dress?
2. Hayden in animal print?
Photo source: Celebutopia
Here is Ashley Tisdale parading just for you in a few dresses that come from different styles and color palettes.
Which dress looks best on Ashley’s thin figure? Little black dress number one, red and girlie dress number two or flower power, rainbow-style dress number three?
May I mention that dress number three, thanks to the frills and big print, is making Ashley look a little heavier, especially compared to dress number one - oh well, it’s not a crime in her case, since she’s skinny enough to wear 100 frills.
Photo source: A Class Celebs
Since I’m not about to be harsh here, I’ll just compromise by saying that Elisa has looked hotter. And facts are that she didn’t lose her charm and her figure since those times - because her outfit is the only one responsible for her make-under. What’s wrong with it?
Firstly, the length of the pants, which are doing some damage to her already short body. And since the pants alone didn’t do a sufficient job, the shoes come along and cut Elisa’s legs even more - with the result of making her look even stumpier.
Versus’s expert advice: Throw the shoes away, make a cute pair of tiny shorts out of those pants (and wear them on another occasion), grab some heels and a midi skirt and show us all just how hot you can be!
Photo source: Gecce
