Skinny VS Curvy

Seeing Britney spears in a bikini is not as “gossip worthy” as I thought, meaning that it is not bad enough. It is probably the fact that her feet are inside the ocean and not inside some ugly boots. Also, it could be the fact that she is wearing nothing but a bikini, instead of stained and dirty outfits plus broken fishnets. So I guess that when you take all the unflattering factors from the picture, the picture is not so bad after all.

Have your say! How do you like Britney Spears in a bikini?

The first thing that comes into my mind when looking at the above picture is that Britney Spears must have a very, very large collection of very, very ugly boots. How else are the boots? Terribly unflattering would be the answer. Especially if they are paired up with tight shorts and some “not exactly stockings catalog material” legs.

We’ve seen that Britney has been working out and while I can definitely see some muscle definition, this choice of clothes surely isn’t doing Britney’s thicker figure any favors. How do you like it? Can Britney pull of short shorts or not?

Versus’s expert advice: Tip no. 1: Please wear pants. Long pants, that is. Tip no. 2: Or a middle-length skirt – show off your knees but not your thighs, yet. Tip no. 3: Throw the boots in the ocean.

As seen above, Britney “does she need a second name?” Spears is still trying to lose weight and to shape up. Now, let’s see, what are the good stuffs about this candid? One, Britney is leaving the gym, which implies that she was in the gym and that alone is admirable enough. Two, she’s got water in her hands, instead of sugar or fat. Three, she is smiling, which is probably the most relevant of all. Now onto the bad: while the effort is appreciated, we can’t see any major transformations just yet. Two: for the millionth time, the hair… just cut it, brush it, arrange it, fix it, dye it, anything.

Do you see any improvements on Britney’s body, as a result of her workouts? Point them out!

People say Britney Spears is losing weight. I’m not seeing it. Yet. What I do see is that there are no more stains on her clothes and this alone thrills me enough. However, she has been spotted in the gym (this shows improvement) in the past weeks – sometimes wearing clothes, sometimes wrapped in a towel (this doesn’t show improvement). Now while I can spot some muscles under that plumpness, she still has to run many miles on the treadmill (hopefully, in clothes) in order to re-become the epitome of the ultimate enviable body.

How do you guys see Britney’s weight loss / getting into shape evolution? Has she lost? Has she gained? Has she stayed the same? Comment!

Britney, where do we start? Firstly, hopefully you are not as big of a wreck as Amy Winehouse about who we recently wrote that, well, she’s got bigger problems then her weight (or lack thereof). You probably have bigger issues, too, so excuse us for focusing on your body’s status. While we do appreciate you working out, as seen in recent candids and while we like your efforts of pulling yourself together and looking better, we are not actually seeing the weight loss and toned up results that, honestly, the majority of the “Britney’s comeback hopers” want to see. However, it sure seems that the “Cheetos – no, no. No good. Frappuccinos – bad, bad for you.” advices are paying off, since well, the above candid pictures Britney is holding nothing but water.

What do you all think? What weight-related advices would you give Britney, if, let’s say, she’d actually hear and listen to you?