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So Britney’s new Candie’s ad was just released… but I don’t know, doesn’t Britney look a little uncomfortable?
And how do you like the animal print item / whole outfit?
Britney’s New Candie’s Ad – Wow or Eww?
Share your thoughts!
Betty Confidential reports:
“Britney was definitely trying to get high by taking too many diet pills and energy drinks,” says a family insider. “Jamie thinks the combination of the two is making her whacked-out and, causing her to lash out in weird angry rampages.”
Given Britney’s tumultuous history, her reliance on diet pills is extremely risky, according to medical experts, especially when those pills are mixed with the kinds of prescription psychiatric medications that Britney is believed to be taking. “Britney uses green-tea supplements, [Lab 88's herbal ephedra-free] Metabo Speed XXX, Dexatrim and apple cider vinegar to control her weight and energy levels,” adds the insider. “She also pours those 5-Hour energy drinks into her Red Bulls.”
The side effects of combining weight-loss aids with prescription medication can include increased anxiety, panic attacks and even seizures.
“Britney has had a little problem lately with skin breakouts, but she is keeping it under control by using Proactiv,” adds the insider. “Since she has been so active, she’s fallen back to some of her old fast food habits, but her friends and family are trying to keep her from overindulging. Her younger sister, Jamie Lynn, has been trying to help her keep on track by making long-distance bets about who can eat the healthiest.”
Here we go again:
Step 1: Take one healthy-sized, natural, real and pretty Britney;
Step 2: Insert her in the “Photoshop Machine”;
Step 3: Perform a basic “Digital Weight Loss” apply some Liquify, some Plastify and then some more Barbie-fy…
…and tadaa!!! A job well done!
How do you all like Britney’s fake figure and plastic skin in the latest Candie’s ads?
You have to see the rest of the ads on the next page!
Even though she was just selected OK! Magazine’s Best Body of 2009, poor Britney is bombed with body criticism again – this time, it comes from The Daily Mail, who says that Brit has gained a visible amount of weight in her 2 week vacation.
Basically, the article says stuff like:
Who ate all the croissants? Britney Spears looks distinctly fuller figured as she hits Paris
But it appears that the holiday has had an impact on her figure – with Britney looking distinctly fuller-figured as she took to the stage in Paris.
The singer’s thighs and arms looked larger than before – although that won’t last for long.
I understand “reporting weight gain”, but we can do it delicately, without assuming that the person who gained some pounds ate loads of croissants / fast food… don’t you agree?
See a Front & Back Britney after the jump!
P.S.: I really don’t see the weight gain. It’s just the outfits (I still don’t like them)!
This should be interesting! Curious to see who made the list? Here they are:
10. Kate Beckinsale
Kate’s secret is private Pilates sessions which can burn 350 calories an hour. Kate admits she isn’t scared of sweets like cupcakes: “I’m not aiming to be Gisele.”
9: Kim Kardashian
“I’m gonna go with Kim Kardashian because of her backside!” said Matt Stillwell. Kim, 28, follows a mostly vegan and macrobiotic diet and tones her curves with trainer Gunnar Peterson. “When I’m in town, I work out five times a week!” she tells OK!.
8. Jessica Biel
“She’s sexy-strong,” Lisa Rinna tells OK!. Jess snacks right, eating whole-grain-heavy cereal bars and crackers from Kashi. She and beau Justin Timberlake also work up a sweat on the golf course.
7. Eva Longoria Parker
“It’s hard to appear thin on film when you’re short; she does!” LeeAnn Womack tells OK!. Eva, 34, trains with Aimet Victoria, doing strength and cardio workouts several times a week. Eva noshes Sunfare meals, such as fresh grilled salmon in ginger-citrus sauce.
6. Rihanna
“Cardio, cardio, cardio!” the SOS singer, 21, tells OK!. I prefer the treadmill. When I perform I dance so much it helps me stay in shape.”" She’s ditched crabs for egg whites, veggies and fish – but sometimes nibbles a little KFC (hot wings are her fave).
5. Jennifer Lopez
“She has curves and isn’t afraid of them,” Karolina Kurkova tells OK! of J.Lo, 39, who keeps her trademark asset toned with high-intensity interval workouts led by Gunnar Peterson and low-cal gourmet meals. “I eat meat. I eat carbs. I even eat McDonalds,” says the mom of two.
4. Halle Berry
“She’s stunning — God made her that way,” Darius Rucker tells OK! of Halle. The Bond girl, 42, relies on that famous orange bikini as a fitness barometer. “If I can’t get into it, I eat less junk,” jokes Halle.
3. Megan Fox
“Oh My God. Megan Fox. She’s got a hot body,” exclaimed Chuck Wicks. Could it be that Megan was just born perfect? Perhaps. The Transformers star, 23, admits to occasional laziness. “I hire a personal trainer,” she says. “He’ll come to my house and Ill be like, ‘Not today! Not today!’”
2. Jennifer Aniston
Jen, 40, trains with yoga instructor Mandy Ingber three times a week. The Smartwater spokeswoman cooks meals from Jewels and Jill Elmore’s book, The Family Chef. “She is natural and really confident. I think that’s beautiful,” says Shawn Johnson.
Check the next page to see who’s number 1!
