Skinny VS Curvy

Here we go again:

Step 1: Take one healthy-sized, natural, real and pretty Britney;

Step 2: Insert her in the “Photoshop Machine”;

Step 3: Perform a basic “Digital Weight Loss” apply some Liquify, some Plastify and then some more Barbie-fy…

…and tadaa!!! A job well done!

How do you all like Britney’s fake figure and plastic skin in the latest Candie’s ads?

You have to see the rest of the ads on the next page!

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Even though she was just selected OK! Magazine’s Best Body of 2009, poor Britney is bombed with body criticism again – this time, it comes from The Daily Mail, who says that Brit has gained a visible amount of weight in her 2 week vacation.

Basically, the article says stuff like:

Who ate all the croissants? Britney Spears looks distinctly fuller figured as she hits Paris

But it appears that the holiday has had an impact on her figure – with Britney looking distinctly fuller-figured as she took to the stage in Paris.

The singer’s thighs and arms looked larger than before – although that won’t last for long.

I understand “reporting weight gain”, but we can do it delicately, without assuming that the person who gained some pounds ate loads of croissants / fast food… don’t you agree?

See a Front & Back Britney after the jump!

P.S.: I really don’t see the weight gain. It’s just the outfits (I still don’t like them)!

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This should be interesting! Curious to see who made the list? Here they are:

10. Kate Beckinsale
Kate’s secret is private Pilates sessions which can burn 350 calories an hour. Kate admits she isn’t scared of sweets like cupcakes: “I’m not aiming to be Gisele.”

9: Kim Kardashian
“I’m gonna go with Kim Kardashian because of her backside!” said Matt Stillwell. Kim, 28, follows a mostly vegan and macrobiotic diet and tones her curves with trainer Gunnar Peterson. “When I’m in town, I work out five times a week!” she tells OK!.

8. Jessica Biel
“She’s sexy-strong,” Lisa Rinna tells OK!. Jess snacks right, eating whole-grain-heavy cereal bars and crackers from Kashi. She and beau Justin Timberlake also work up a sweat on the golf course.

7. Eva Longoria Parker
“It’s hard to appear thin on film when you’re short; she does!” LeeAnn Womack tells OK!. Eva, 34, trains with Aimet Victoria, doing strength and cardio workouts several times a week. Eva noshes Sunfare meals, such as fresh grilled salmon in ginger-citrus sauce.

6. Rihanna
“Cardio, cardio, cardio!” the SOS singer, 21, tells OK!. I prefer the treadmill. When I perform I dance so much it helps me stay in shape.”" She’s ditched crabs for egg whites, veggies and fish – but sometimes nibbles a little KFC (hot wings are her fave).

5. Jennifer Lopez
“She has curves and isn’t afraid of them,” Karolina Kurkova tells OK! of J.Lo, 39, who keeps her trademark asset toned with high-intensity interval workouts led by Gunnar Peterson and low-cal gourmet meals. “I eat meat. I eat carbs. I even eat McDonalds,” says the mom of two.

4. Halle Berry
“She’s stunning — God made her that way,” Darius Rucker tells OK! of Halle. The Bond girl, 42, relies on that famous orange bikini as a fitness barometer. “If I can’t get into it, I eat less junk,” jokes Halle.

3. Megan Fox
“Oh My God. Megan Fox. She’s got a hot body,” exclaimed Chuck Wicks. Could it be that Megan was just born perfect? Perhaps. The Transformers star, 23, admits to occasional laziness. “I hire a personal trainer,” she says. “He’ll come to my house and Ill be like, ‘Not today! Not today!’”

2. Jennifer Aniston
Jen, 40, trains with yoga instructor Mandy Ingber three times a week. The Smartwater spokeswoman cooks meals from Jewels and Jill Elmore’s book, The Family Chef. “She is natural and really confident. I think that’s beautiful,” says Shawn Johnson.

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Hmm… “Britney + weave” is kinda reminiscent of not-so-happy-times, isn’t it?

Anyway, how do you feel about Britney’s latest makeover(under)?

Do you love brown-hair Britney or would you like her to stay forever blonde?

See 2 more pictures of Brit and her new brown hair after the jump!

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Britney’s look on this occasion: slightly see-through top (goodie that she’s wearing a bra), Starbucks drink, daisy dukes, a pair of shapely legs and casual flip-flops.

Looking really good body-wise! The only thing that’s missing is a hair comb.

See more pictures of Britney after the jump!

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