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Let’s take a moment to analyze this look…
OK, done. I am pretty sure that Brooke managed to beat the Pussycat Dolls in the “Who’s got the skimpiest stage outfit?” category. And since I didn’t believe that the outfits celebs wear when performing could be less classy even than fishnets + boobs out + butt out, Brooke here proved me wrong, thus wearing something I would definitely qualify as… provocative lingerie.
Oh, and gloves – like those can save the situation.
Let’s start with Brooke - now we all know that she is not the tiniest girl in town and she’s not exactly naturally curvy either, but somehow manages to pull off a thicker (some gossipers say “masculine”), yet fit figure. And on another note, how do you feel about Brooke’s minimal-makeup?
If some of you are a little confused on who Cheryl Burke might be, then you should know that she is a professional dancer, best known for her appearances on Dancing with the Stars. Yeah, I’m pretty sure that some of you will say that her thighs don’t actually look like they explode of muscles, but you’ll have to agree that she has got the right curves on the right spots.
So, let’s decide! Who looks hotter on the beach? Bikini Body Battle! Brooke Hogan versus Cheryl Burke!
Photo source: Gecce
Last time we saw Brooke she looked like this. Now either she worked her ”assets” off to get in perfect shape, knowing that she was gonna appear in a men’s magazine as popular as Maxim or there was a little photoshopping involved, especially in the belly area (not so much in the second pic, though)
Brooke Hogan is Hulk Hogan’s child. This pretty much sums it up. If you want an extended summary, the fact is that she probably wouldn’t get straight A’s in a ballet class, just like she might, probably, eventually, possibly be, you know, mistaken with a dude from the back - yeah, even with long hair.
Now we’re not fond of being insensitive but, well, girl’s got some serious back. And no, in her case, back does not equal “butt, curvy hips and roundness”, but rather, well… back. And it seems that even Hulk’s kid is not all muscles and massive and fit proportions. Sure I am talking about he little belly bulge who, apparently, is being proudly exposed by what we could call “didn’t this trend die in 1999?” belly-button-length tops.
