Skinny VS Curvy

So this is Brooke Hogan’s new album cover. It’s supposed to be artistic. And pretty.

Since this doesn’t fit into the typical Wow or Eww category, I’ll ask you this:

Brooke Hogan’s New Album Cover Is… Insert attribute.

I’ll go first: Brooke Hogan’s New Album Cover Is… kitsch. And unflattering.

P.S.: Oh, and that’s so not her body.

OK!: How do you feel about your current weight?

I feel great at this weight, but I’ve started sticking to a diet again. I’m trying hard to get down even more. You need to keep to the old-school bodybuilder diet of eggs, fish, chicken, meat and broccoli. I want to always look healthy, not anorexic.

OK!: Do you feel comfortable in a bikini?

I do. I love my body. Thick or not, I’m firm. I don’t have cellulite. I’m happy with how I am. People should know, I’m only doing the diet for the entertainment business. It’s not really what you’re supposed to look like in real life.

Brooke Hogan for OK! Magazine

I like Brooke’s overall figure and her skin, plus her legs look great here, but please, please Brooke: 1. Wear less make-up, 2. Give up… sun, just for a little while, and 3. Get a slightly darker, more natural hair color – like Hilary’s, for example (especially if you love being tanned!).

And then we’ve got Hilary and her slim & healthy figure in a green bandage dress:

How do you like the girls here?

We’ve just seen Brooke in a tight and short red dress, but here’s a thought: Let’s all take a better look at Brooke’s figure.

And what can be more revealing than a super mini dress? You guessed, a tiny bikini!

How do you like her beach figure?

There’s more after the jump!

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Brook Hogan + a tiny outfit – definitely worth posting!

Body-wise, I think Brook looks good: her legs are pretty much cellulite-free (at least in these shots), she looks OK even from highly unflattering angles, she seems quite toned and she’s got nice skin.

Outfit-wise, what do you think?

In case you didn’t get the chance to see Brook performing around a strip pole, click here!

There’s more if you check the second page!

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