Skinny VS Curvy

Dear Jessica,

I see that you insist on wearing clothes that do not flatter your shape - either that, or you are very fond of yo-yo-ing and gain and lose loads in a matter of days - I highly doubt that, so I stick with my theory that, in your case (or, more precisely, in your body shape’s case), the clothes you choose are highly relevant.

Why isn’t this outfit perfect? Firstly, you look great in shorts - just not the ones that might reveal your butt when you barely bend. Secondly, gotta work on creating a waist. Therefore, adding layers in the middle area or items that have the potential to look baloonish when associated with your impressive boobs is not recommended.

I mean, I say all these cause you looked so super pretty here. Bring back the A-line dresses, the V necks, the fitted clothes, the tight jeans and long T-shirts!

Best regards,

Versus

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In case you haven’t noticed, Sophie Monk is always leggy: high heels, short shorts and mini-dresses are probably on her weekly shopping list. For some relevant leggy examples, click here and here.

Now as you all know, opting for the leggy look implies certain risks - one of them being the fact that your cellulite might be revealed. Oh well, we saw Sophie’s cellulite through pants on a previous occasion (yes, that’s right - click here to see), so this isn’t such a news.

Brand new idea just popped in my head: let’s put curvy Lindsay and skinny Lindsay in a battle! Better yet, let’s put Lindsay’s shapely bikini body against Lindsay’s tiny bikini body.

And for optimal relevance, take a look at the booty perspective in order to give your verdict.

Need I point out the differences between the two Lindsays? I’ll say the curvy Lindsay has got 20+ lbs more than skinny Lindsay , distributed pretty evenly all around: boobs, hips, thighs, stomach, arms.

This should be fun: Bikini Body Battle! Old Lindsay Versus New Lindsay! Choose your favorite!

Jessica Simpson is back to daisy dukes, that’s right, but she’s not back to what some call “her skinny Daisy Dukes days”. Even so, we must notcie and admit that Jessica’s legs are looking great, regardless of the cellulite touch on the back thigh. In fact, I say that (besides the uber-admired set of boobs that top “best boobs” tops), Jessica’s best assets are her toned and shapely legs.

On another hand, short white tops like the ones she is wearing above are not exactly the most flattering clothing items she could wear, considering her top heavy body.

How do you like Jessica’s daisy dukes look?

Just like many models out there, Kate Moss is looking pretty good in a bikini, yet not exactly flawless. How so? Well, just like us and just like other models untouched by Photoshop, Kate’s got a tiny cellulite problem - and if we’re in the mod to criticize, her butt is not exactly perky and tight. OK, now we’re feeling better.

What else? Well, we get to see an overall skinny appearance (even though some might call this skinny fat, due to the lack of apparent muscle tone), slim waist, small upper curves and a bony chest.

How do you like Kate’s bikini body?

 Photo credit: INF

Seeing Eva Longoria in a bikini used to stir reactions such as “OMG, how tiny she is!”, but not so much when looking at the recent pics of Eva in an orange bikini. In fact, there are various pics of Eva in a bikini right before her wedding one year ago, pictures that had everybody wondering on what Eva was doing and eating in order to look that fit.

Now it’s pretty clear that she gained some weight in the past year, weight that went to her stomach, butt and thighs and that weight definitely didn’t go to her bust, arms or lower legs (as seen in mini dresses). I wish I’d say “Eva is carrying the extra weight really well”, but I guess that Eva’s petite package (very small boned & very short) shows any extra pound and small imperfections quite easily. (more…)