Archive for the ‘Celebrity Cellulite’
Pamela Anderson in a Gold Bathing Suit

Oh, this is totally her style. They got the right model for this piece.
And what matches best with such a sexy golden piece? Some over-the-top sexy positions and lots of body glitter, obviously.
Enjoy more pictures and more poses Pamela-style after the jump!
Jessica Simpson in a Pair of Tiny Daisy Dukes

Dear Jessica,
You chose 2 or 3 perfectly fine and flattering outfits since the infamous high-waisted jeans pictures. And the last time we saw you in a pair of dark wash jeans, you were looking incomparably thinner and fitter (click here if you missed it!) - fact which shows that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your weight, and people have no reason to comment negatively about it… as long as you dress according to your body type.
And those daisy dukes right here are not part of “the right clothes” group, mainly because they are too small, as seen in the first pic.
Please please please wear some A-line dresses or skirts and flared jeans.
2 more after the jump!
Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt Went to the Beach

Hef’s ex girlfriend Bridget Marquardt went to the beach… and brought her many, many friends with her… see what I’m talking about after the jump! I am actually really distracted from Bridget’s 35-year-old bikini body because I found the ”Stilettos in the Sand: totally hilarious.
But on a body-related note, here are Bridget’s stats:
Height: 5′5” (165 cm)
Measurements: 34D-25-36

Pamela Anderson in a Tiny and See-through Outfit

Just once, I wish I could see Pamela with a little less makeup, with a little more clothes and with a less bombshell-ish hair. Just once, really.
Let’s hear your thoughts!
And check the view from the back on the next page!
























