Skinny VS Curvy

Any day, at any hour, at any occasion and at any event, there is at least one celebrity who’s wearing a black dress.

This week, slim (or skinny) black-lovers Dita von Teese, Victoria Beckham and Penelope Cruz put on their little (or long) dresses and stepped out!

Extra points to Penelope for the smart shoes – not that her skinny legs need them, but the neutral tone elongates the legs. 

Check the other 2 ladies and their black dresses after the jump!

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Dita von Teese (who admitted in the past that she loves to play with wonder bras or padding to create extra curves) takes home the “Whitest celebrity of them all” crown!

Immaculate, uber-pale skin and a just-as-white coat. The question is: do you like the look or is it just too much?

Dita von Teese Can Not Possibly Be Any Whiter – Wow or Eww?

Here is Dita in her impossibly high heels, with her flawlessly styles hair wearing 2 fabulous ensembles and looking, as always, like  Hollywood diva from the 50’s. As for her figure and looks, Dita recently said in an interview:

“I haven’t had any other plastic surgery, or any Botox. But I will always admit to everything I’ve done. Whatever I have, if someone else wants it, they should be able to paint it on, too. I’m not trying to pretend that I’m practically perfect in every way,” she says in a singsong voice, “and I’m naturally this way and oh no, I never have to work out and I can eat whatever I want… This drives me insane when I hear this! And I’m sure it drives other women insane too. I’m telling the truth: I work out really hard, I eat what I want to eat to a degree without dieting, and…” A Stepford smile. “I’m manufactured, and proud of it. I’m proud of what I created – ’cause I feel like I’m my own canvas, my own art piece.”

 

It’s not a surprise to anyone that Evan Rachel Wood is a Dita von Teese wannabe. A pretty obvious one, in fact.

While Dita’s the initiator of the white skin, red lipstick, old glamour and coal-black hair look, Rachel might have some assets on her side, too. And this is precisely why we need to settle it in a battle:

Who’s Hotter? Evan Rachel Wood Versus Dita von Teese!

So… Dita von Teese in 2 outfits – you just know that there is something to see here, since Dita’s glamorous and sometimes over-the-top style is entertaining on all occasions.

Note to Mischa and Rachel - This is how you pull off a funky hat. The secret ingredient? The ATTITUDE.

Which look do you prefer?