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Eva Longoria is definitely in a witty mood these days.
From the “I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat!” phrase that she delivered some weeks ago, to “Make me look thin!” yesterday.
Who was supposed to make her look thin? The paparazzi taking the above shot!
What do you say, Eva? Did he do a good job???
A few comments on the flirty, slightly naughty versions of the housewives:
1. Marcia and Dana, I never expected to see you is such minuscule outfits.
2. Eva, your boobs are not that full, neither is your waist that tiny.
3. Teri, your legs are insanely thin.
4. To all of you: How lovely it must be to look 10 years younger, to be wrinkle-free and to have immaculate, flawless skin (*wink*).
And since there’s a permanent dieting competition on set (as both Marcia and Dana have said), let’s establish: The Desperate Housewives: Who’s the Skinniest?
Photo credit: TV Guide
The good parts? Pretty dress and perfect for Eva’s shape (skinny legs, skinny arms, gains weight in the middle), but…
The bad parts? Something about the black, heavy eye makeup, vivid orange blush and flat hairstyle is a little off.
One more pic of Eva after the jump!
Here is Eva Longoria in a black outfit – but why am I talking about the outfit when Eva is not wearing makeup, which is far more relevant and exciting? How funny, we’re not as thrilled to see the celebs all glammed up (presenting the final results of the 5 hour makeup sessions and 3 hours of hairstyling) as we are when we grab a look at them wearing nothing but their… natural beauty. (more…)
These girls are sparkling big time – and they’re doing it literally. In fact, these days, all Hollywood is following this super-shiny-super-sparkly trend, as seen at the VMAs.
Since these girls are really petite, I guess they can pull off any texture and fabric, regardless of how eye-catching and eye-popping it is. Not so sure we could say the same about a big frame.
Who looks hotter in these shiny ensembles? Eva or Kylie?
Photo source: Celebutopia
