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Heidi Montag Looking Less and Less Like Heidi Montag
OK, so I’m not gonna say anything, but anything at all about the Heidi’s X position, 90’s style: belly showing (granted, a flat one) and sexy-wannabe outfit even in a somewhat formal occasion (read below). You see, I didn’t say anything. What I will say though is that Heidi is looking even less like herself – at least facially, cause the skinny bod is still what it is, skinny.
In case you were wondering about Heidi’s location on this occasion (rhyme definitely intended), Heidi’s actually launching her clothing line at Kitson. That would be the same Kitson that dropped Lauren Conrad a short while ago.
Photo credit: Wenn
Heidi Montag Living In Her Fairytale
Ooo… How sweet, how gentle, how pure and lovely. Yet another picture perfect moment coming from Heidi and Spencer, this time without champagne in crystal glasses on the beach. But wait, this time, the fairytale gets better, more fabulous and more luxurious (and the champagne must have poured behind closed doors – in case these two are familiar with such a term).
Why am I saying all these? Because in the fairytale, as blonde-as-it-gets, tanned and big-boobed Heidi (who know walks around with a highly fabulous and expensive bag) and Spencer were shopping for… a mansion in Malibu. Barbie’s hair and boobs, Ken as a boyfriend, Hermes bag, mansion in Malibu and authentic kissing moments such as the one above, isn’t that a genuine fairytale?
Photo credits: Pacific Coast News
Breaking News: Heidi Montag Is Not Looking Like a Barbie
Yes, this is pretty major news, considering that Heidi usually looks like THIS. Not that there is anything wrong with Barbie, but let’s face it: she’s made of plastic, she’s got outrageously big boobs on her underweight body, vivid makeup and plastic yellow hair – if you don’t see the resemblance, I can’t help you. Oh, and Barbie prefers pink, just like Heidi on many occasions, such as, you know, the one when she even opted for a gigantic pink hat over a pink dress.
Now this time on the other hand, Heidi must have left her makeup on the beauty desk and her yellow (no, I don’t mean blonde) hair hidden in a pony tail. This is news alright, though I’m not sure whether it’s good or bad news.
P. S. Excuse me for being more abrupt than my usual delicate manners, but it’s pretty easy to make fun of Heidi, the same Heidi who recently compared herself to Jesus (yes, you read it right), because they were both “persecuted by the masses”. Uh huh.
Photo source: Celebutopia
Heidi Montag in a Bikini – Which Pics Were Photoshopped?
Remember this challenge? Well, you’ve got your answer! Apparently, Heidi is not as skinny as some of you thought – ok, ok, she is very skinny, but this was a pretty tricky picture to begin with, because the position of her legs was making them seem thicker than they actually are.
So yes, the first one is the real, natural, unphotoshopped Heidi and the second and the third ones are edited. What do you think?































