Skinny VS Curvy

When we heard that Heidi and beloved Spencer together with a group of photographers eloped to Mexico, we just knew that we were gonna get some (many) Heidi bikini pictures. And here they are! A few remarks:

 * Heidi is clearly not as skinny as she was some seasons ago and I say the extra curves are looking really good on her.

 * Apparently, Heidi wears some kind of waterproof eyeliner, waterproof eyeshadow and waterproof lip-gloss – cause these pictures are candids, right?

I know you’ve got comments, so bring them on! But only after to see 6 more pictures after the jump!

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I know you all missed skinny Heidi (and her ever-present Spencer) and her oh-so-natural candids – so here she is, in a Halloween costume that follows the already mentioned “revealing, short and cleavagey” trend that dominates this Halloween among celebs. And when you add fishnets and a dress as-mini-as-it-gets, then you just know you’re seeeexy.

Let’s hear your comments!

More natural pictures of Heidi & Spencer after the jump!

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And now you’re thinking “Haha, so matchy-matchy” Well, at least she’s got an explanation: she was invited to a Pink Party. Surprisingly enough, Spencer did NOT wear a pink tie to match. No explanation on the glued-on-the-head hair, though.

Stripper shoes, much? At least she didn’t coordinate them with a massive cleavage.

In yet another (proven to be successful) attempt to make people talk about them, here is another page of the novel called “Heidi and Spencer Can Not Possibly Be More Ridiculous”.

In previous chapters, you’ve all admired how Barbie and Ken (that now go under the names Heidi and Spencer) have tasted champagne from shiny crystal glasses wearing their swimsuits, how they’ve took long and romantic walks on the beach while posing from the right angles that favor Heidi’s pretty cleavage and how they’ve kissed passionately and spontaneously while mansion-hunting. Read the rest of this entry →

Heidi Montag hasn’t given up on her drowning musical career. The proof? Here she is shooting a new video -and this time, she’s not in a bikini running on the beach, but in sparkly, shiny and tight aerobics costumes that mandatory come with a big and curly pile of Barbie-like hair.

P. S.: This is definitely one girl that can afford to wear white stockings.

Let’s hear your comments!

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News Online