Skinny VS Curvy

Wait, wait, I retract that – just spotted the shoes. The high heeled (and so not-comfortable-looking) shoes, that is. The same shoes are oddly paired with the most comfortable, oversized clothes Jessica could get her hands on.

Doesn’t make much sense to me… but well, I guess it’s an efficient compromise between the desire to be comfortable and to look tall(er).

Say your thoughts!

Dear Jessica,

I see that you insist on wearing clothes that do not flatter your shape – either that, or you are very fond of yo-yo-ing and gain and lose loads in a matter of days – I highly doubt that, so I stick with my theory that, in your case (or, more precisely, in your body shape’s case), the clothes you choose are highly relevant.

Why isn’t this outfit perfect? Firstly, you look great in shorts – just not the ones that might reveal your butt when you barely bend. Secondly, gotta work on creating a waist. Therefore, adding layers in the middle area or items that have the potential to look baloonish when associated with your impressive boobs is not recommended.

I mean, I say all these cause you looked so super pretty here. Bring back the A-line dresses, the V necks, the fitted clothes, the tight jeans and long T-shirts!

Best regards,

Versus

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Note to Jessica: When you’re pulling your hair back, you look slimmer. Why? Collar bones in sight, while big hair + big boobs = a bigger look.

Note to Britney: Add a smile to this fab figure and keep it up.

Who’s your favorite?

Photo source: Gecce

This is getting old, so let’s recapitulate:

Big prints on bog boobs? That would be a no-no.

Huge volume on huge boobs? You guessed, that’s another no-no.

Big hair, big boobs, bip blouse, big patterns - Big, big NO-NO! Read the rest of this entry →

We all know that Jessica is carrying plenty of her weight in her cleavage. And previous pictures showed us that whenever Jess gives up a little on her diet, the weight also goes to her face, arms and all around the upper half. Considering these, we’d say that Jess is a true V shape or a top heavy shape.

What’s pretty strange is that while Jess does, indeed, look top heavy from the side view (with very ample boobs, not the tiniest waist and less rounded butt) she looks pretty close to a perfect hourglass from the front, with the same consistent boobs plus a set of round hips. Read the rest of this entry →