Skinny VS Curvy

One can not ignore or simply “leave out of sight” Jessica’s boobs, regardless of what Jess is wearing. Cleavage, V necklines, tight tops, loose shirts, jackets, you name them, Jessica’s upper curves are still the high point of attraction. Puffy winter jackets might also be included in the list as well.

Even when there is no cleavage whatsoever is sight, Jessica’s bust is trying (and succeeding) to stand out perkily, bravely and proudly. How do you like it?

Photo credit: INF

Jessica Simpson is back to daisy dukes, that’s right, but she’s not back to what some call “her skinny Daisy Dukes days”. Even so, we must notcie and admit that Jessica’s legs are looking great, regardless of the cellulite touch on the back thigh. In fact, I say that (besides the uber-admired set of boobs that top “best boobs” tops), Jessica’s best assets are her toned and shapely legs.

On another hand, short white tops like the ones she is wearing above are not exactly the most flattering clothing items she could wear, considering her top heavy body.

How do you like Jessica’s daisy dukes look?

If you haven’t noticed till this point, let me tell you what today’s Who’s Hotter? competitors have in common:

1. They’re both fans of brown boots.

2. And fans of little summer dresses with small prints.

3. Slim legs.

4. Wavy blonde hair.

So, let’s hear it! Who looks better in this little outfit? Who’s hotter? Ashley Tisdale or Jessica Simpson? Choose your side!

Photo credits: Pacific, Splash

Umm, excuse me for the observation, but I’m a little confused at this point on who the pregnant Simpson is. I think it might be Jessica after all – or it might be the fact that yet again, Jess didn’t exactly follow my advices on how to dress for her V body shape (I spot improvement since last time, though).

Now Ashlee on the other hand, that dress is definitely for her growing baby bump: comfy enough to accommodate the bulge and perfectly cut to make Ashlee seem like the skinny sister, even though she’s in her second pregnancy trimester.

What are your thoughts?

Photo credits: Wenn, Fame

Jessica is one of the most reputable yo-yo dieters in Hollywood, no doubt about that. Even though she was never scary skinny, nor too thick, Jessica’s weight is fluctuating a lot and on a rapid rate.

Besides the fact that Jessica put on some pounds, she also put on the WRONG dresses. What’s wrong with them? Well, the numerous frills in the boob area are definitely adding unneeded roundness to the already round and big boobs. Secondly, because of the same big and round boobs, there are slim chances to look slim in high-waisted puffy dresses, simply because it looks like the boobs are meeting the belly. Of course, the voluminous hair doesn’t help either. How should Jessica dress? Read the rest of this entry →