Skinny VS Curvy

OK, here’s another one of those silly little articles that features massive revelations: Celebrity Bra Sizes!

Pam Anderson, DD
Though the former Playboy playmate and Baywatch star, 42, received a breast reduction in 1999, it didn’t take long for Anderson to go back under the knife to restore her famous DD bra size.

Tyra Banks, 34DD
The supermodel and talk show host, 35, maintained her 34DD bust even after losing nearly 30 pounds. “I feel good about my curves and my imperfections — my booty, my boobs, my thighs — I embrace it all,” she says.

Jessica Simpson, DD
“Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy,” the 29-year-old singer’s dad, Joe, told GQ of his oldest daughter. “If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

Dolly Parton, DD
Parton, 63, had to postpone her 2008 North American concert tour under a doctor’s orders to rest her sore back, which resulted from the weight of her DD breasts. “You lug these around and see if your back don’t hurt!” the country singer Tweeted.

Angelina Jolie, 36C
Jolie, 34, admitted that she pumped up her bust — using prosthetics — while filming 2001’s action flick Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. “I’m a 36C. Lara, she’s a 36D. It was like having a padded bra,” she has said of the enhancement. “But no, I am not flat chested anyway.”

Heidi Montag, 32C
The Hills star, 23, who wore a skimpy white bikini on the cover of September’s Playboy, says she went “shopping for boobs” before her 2007 augmentation. “I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys [for inspiration],” she revealed to the magazine. “Those girls are hot!”

Heidi Klum, C
Though she’s sitting out this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion show (NOT), the mom of four, 36, has donned three “Fantasy” multi-million dollar bras for the annual runway walk. “I’ve got great knockers!” Klum once gushed in a TV commercial for the event.

Christina Aguilera, E
The singer, 28, who welcomed son Max in January 2008, revealed that bigger bustline came from breast-feeding. “It’s kind of hilarious! I’ve never fit into an E-cup before,” she tells Us. “I look at my husband and go, ‘Guess what size this bra is?’”

Scarlett Johansson, C
In 2008, Johansson saw first-hand how her breasts were received, when E! red carpet host Isaac Mizrahi groped her live on-camera. “It was definitely in poor taste,” Johansson, 24, later told the L.A. Times. “Someone who I have never met before fondle[d] me for his own satisfaction.”

Source: Us Magazine

Some of these are pretty old and pretty silly – for example, Christina wore an E cup bra right after she gave birth.

And how about including some A and B cups in there?

People Magazine’s got Ashlee’s words:

The Simpson ladies have been through their fair share of ups and downs this past year, but one thing they can always rely on? Each other. In fact, Ashlee, who’s reportedly set to make her Broadway debut as Chicago’s Roxy this December following the wrap of her role on Melrose Place, is defending her big sis in the December issue of Women’s Health. “My sister has an incredible body. I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she’s one sexy lady,” the actress, 25, says of Jessica, who’s made headlines for her weight fluctuation. “It’s disgusting that people would say those things.”

And, as for her own body image, Simpson-Wentz adds the only person she wants to look good for is herself – and her husband, of course. “Pete isn’t worried about stretch marks,” the mother of 1-year-old Bronx says. “He always makes me feel sexy… There’s gonna be a time when I’m way curvier, and that’ll be sexy too. What defines sexy is not someone’s weight. Personally I like curves.

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The irony is that Jessica’s weight was mocked in a cartoon that is sponsored by Burger King. Yahoo News reports:

Jessica Simpson is once again under fire for her physique. But this time, it’s not from the tabloids – it’s from the NFL. In a new animated short which aired during “FOX NFL Sunday” on October 11, sponsored by Burger King, cartoon versions of Tony Romo’s teammates and coach take turns taking shots at the quarterback’s ex-girlfriend.

“Man, I still can’t believe Tony dated Jessica Simpson, even after she blew up bigger than Flozell Adams!” an animated version of Cowboys running back Marion Barber says, referring to offensive lineman Adams, who is 6′7″ and 338 pounds.

“Unlike Tony, at least Jessica comes up big when it counts!” the cartoon character said.

A cartoon of Cowboys coach also jumps in on the act, suggesting Jessica could suit up for the team.

“Say Tony, is Jessica around? We could use a defensive tackle!” the character says, referring to a position that typically tips the scales at over 300 pounds.

A spokesperson for FOX issued an apology on Wednesday over the skit.

“Burger King Corp. did not have any editorial input in the creation of the animation that ran last Sunday, and no one from Burger King Corp. approved it before it aired. Upon reflection, our poor attempt at humor was insensitive and we deeply apologize to anyone who might have been offended,” the statement issued to Us Weekly said.

On Wednesday evening, Jessica herself chimed in via her Twitter account.

“i will never understand why people attack for a laugh,” she Tweeted. “own your beauty and don’t listen to the judgement.”

You can see the video HERE!

As you know, Jessica Simpson is working on a new reality show called The Price of Beauty – she went to Uganda, then came back and her father says that she is looking heavier (is she? I don’t see it) because they had to live in a “fattening hut”. Here’s the news from Us Weekly:

As she travels around the world filming her upcoming reality show The Price of Beauty, Jessica Simpson – who underwent criticism for her weight earlier this year – is learning that “beauty starts within,” her father Joe tells Usmagazine.com.

“She’s always scrutinized by the world and [it's great] to watch her go to other countries and see women talk about what is beautiful there,” he told Us Friday at a gala in Beverly Hills for the international charity Operation Smile. “We were just in Uganda, and a beauty ambassador [there] knew Jessica’s total story about her weight and blah, blah, blah. [She said] to Jessica that it’s about who you are inside, which is the message of our show.”

Asked if he has given his daughter, 29, any advice on how to handle the weight issue, Joe told Us, “I don’t have to tell her anything anymore. She’s wise.”

What can viewers expect?

Jessica “becomes a Geisha in Japan,” Joe told Us. “In Uganda, we sat in a fattening hut because, in Uganda … fat is beautiful. So the bigger you are, the more beautiful you are. She was with a girl who had been in a hut preparing for her wedding for two months and 25 days on a 5,000 calorie-a-day diet.”

Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 25th birthday at the Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel/Casino in Las Vegas yesterday – and her sister joined the fun!

Do you like the see-through thingy Jessica is wearing (and the high-waisted shorts(?) under it)?

There are 3 more pictures for you after the jump!

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