Skinny VS Curvy

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Too many skinny celebrities have been analyzed on this site lately, so let’s make room for one celeb that comes from the other side. The curvy side, that is.

Here is pear shaped Lily Allen rocking her pear shape body, booty and curvy hips in some jeans and high heels. There were some nipple slips in the same batch, but oh well, we’re trying to be decent here.

Besides “She needs a bra”, what else do you have to say on this one?

Photo source: Celebutopia

Here are Lily and Blake accompanied by their dogs - I would have made a “Skinny Versus Curvy Battle” out of this one, but I sort of estimated the results, especially since I wouldn’t place Blake in a skinny category anymore (please avoid jumping to the conclusion that what I just said is a bad thing, thank you), but rather in a slim & lean one.

Now about Lily… she sure loves those bubble dresses, almost as much as she loves the puffy, wide dresses that she was wearing when she first started out - and even though they’re not precisely the must-wear for the pear shaped ones, she is looking relaxed (as always) and “Does my butt look too big?”-worry-free, fact which I can only applaud.

Feel free to compare body shapes, body sizes, weights and heights, legs and dresses, shoes, bags and dogs.

Photo source, credit: Celebutopia, Wenn

Since I wrote the title, which was exactly 3 seconds ago, I changed my mind about trading the word “interesting” for the word “terrible”. I’m not exactly gonna say that Lily doesn’t have the mini thighs that she would need in order to pull off those pants, because I’m pretty sure that they will look tacky on anyone, regardless of the thigh circumference.

Now besides the animal print (which works and rocks may clothing items, just not pants), she cut of the pants is truly unflattering - girls with pear body shapes can rarely pull off tight pants that are cut below the knees, especially light colored ones. And since the top is only accentuating Lily’s A shape and “small breasts-big thighs combo”, I’d say that the outfit is, unfortunately, terrible.

Photo credit: Wenn

Victoria Beckham is always matchy-matchy and don’t you think she was about to disappoint on the above occasion - the shoes were Louboutin, (for all you “couldn’t care less about fashion”ers, it means the inside of the heel is red, duh). Now as we see, both ladies thought it was a good idea to use some extra color together with their little black dresses - some though it was a good thing to place that color on their head and yet another vivid color on their nails, but that is not the point.

The point is both girls are wearing little black dresses, fact which makes them comparable in our Skinny Versus Curvy competition - so, which one do you like? The forever pin thin Vicky or the softer Lily?

Lily Allen doesn’t appear to be one of those girls who would diet their way till a size 0, just like she is not one of those girls who would always wear the slimming spandex and black combo. Lily Allen doesn’t seem like she cares if we all see her topless, so why are we surprised.

I mean, pairing big & white sport shoes with a mini skirt, without worrying that her legs don’t look like Giselle’s definitely sustains this fact. No heels, no black, no leg coverage - one one hand, she is basically welcoming criticism from the ones that love to throw “she’s fat” comments simply because she is not looking like Posh, but on the other hand, good for her for not caring.

OK, I know many of you out there would describe these girls as chunky, chubby and thick. I know many would say “oh my God look at those enormous thighs!”, “oh my God, is she pregnant again?”, “oh my God she is topless!” but all that is irrelevant. This is a battle and the hotter one in a bikini must win.

Lily’s advantages? Well, the thinner arms and less bloated belly.

Britney’s advantages? Overall more muscular tone and fuller cleavage.

What do they have in common? Well, they are not the perfect candidates for Hollywood’s beauty prototype contest. So, let’s hear it: Who’s got the better bikini body? Britney Spears or Lily Allen?