Skinny VS Curvy

A few comments on the flirty, slightly naughty versions of the housewives:

1. Marcia and Dana, I never expected to see you is such minuscule outfits.

2. Eva, your boobs are not that full, neither is your waist that tiny.

3. Teri, your legs are insanely thin.

4. To all of you: How lovely it must be to look 10 years younger, to be wrinkle-free and to have immaculate, flawless skin (*wink*).

And since there’s a permanent dieting competition on set (as both Marcia and Dana have said), let’s establish: The Desperate Housewives: Who’s the Skinniest?

Photo credit: TV Guide

Marcia Cross is skinny. Some of you might even say “scary skinny” if you pay attention to the chest, collar bones and arms. Some of you might say that she looks “just right”, judging by her not-as-skinny legs. This is why she’s perfect for the Skinny Scale!

How to rate, you ask? Ratings start with 1, which means “QUIT the fries!” and 10 is “GRAB the fries!” How would you place Marcia on the Skinny Scale?

Skinny Scale Time! Rate Marcia Cross!

Versus’s expert rating: Marcia looks like she deserves a 7. And  some fries. And then some dessert.

Yes, that right. And in case you need to hear their names in order to believe it, here are Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross, Nicollette Sheridan, Felicity Huffman and Dana Delany promoting the new and fifth season of their popular show.

So, since they’re all here, all hot, fresh and glammed up, feel free to comment and debate on:

1. Which housewife is hottest?

2. Who’s got the best body type? Who’s skinniest? Who’s curviest?

3. Which housewife was in the Photoshop specialists’ hands the longest?

4. Where have Eva’s gained-for-the-role-pounds gone? And how do those boobs look?

And once you’ve decided all that, a girlie-girlie question: Whose dress is prettiest?

Some while ago, we pointed out that Marcia’s chest bones were popping out. In case you missed it, click here! In fact, “popping out” was an understatement, since multiple bones were almost breaking through the skin. Well, the news is that they still are (not as dramatic though) and Marcia is not afraid to show them off. Now while such popping bones might not surprise in case we were talking about always bony Nicky Hilton, but Marcia is not as young, nor as kids-free.

What do you think? Is this a healthy look or should Marcia start thinking about putting on some pounds?

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Marcia is not one of those celebrities that expose their legs by wearing short dresses on permanent basis, nor is she one of those who gets constant paparazzi attention. What I am saying is that maybe this is why we never noticed till know just how skinny she actually is.

Granted, probably not even Victoria’s Secret models look hot enough and ready enough for a magazine cover when they are exercising – but those are some serious bones popping out right there on her chest – and irony is that she is still lifting weights.

What do you say? Scary skinny or just skinny?