Skinny VS Curvy

Err… how should I start? OK, maybe by saying that this was a bad day for Mischa. Why? With the risk of being brutally honest, everything went wrong the minute she chose that outfit. Let’s see:

1. Mischa should learn once and for all that she is a pear shape and dress accordingly. A bottom heavy girl can rarely pull of leggings (or skintight pants). A bottom heavy girl can almost never pull of leggings that are not in slimming black and, on top, that have a certain shimmer. Wait, there is more: a bottom heavy girl can NEVER EVER pull of leggings with a short top. Well, Mischa proves that all the mentioned rules are correct. (more…)

Since the overly debated cellulite pictures, Mischa has been wearing lots of short dresses or shorts, probably trying to prove that the infamous cellulite was, indeed, added in Photoshop. But sadly, I haven’t found any back view of Mischa in little clothes to see the facts for ourselves.

The frontal perspective will do just fine for now, especially since Mischa is wearing shorts and exposing her overly debated legs. How do you find her figure this time?

The good news is that this time, Mischa is safe and well, meaning the cellulite is covered, thanks to long-enough clothes. The bad news is… well, take a look at the outfit. And the glasses. The outfit together with the glasses and the hair. All the combo altogether. Ok, let’s be nice and categorize this under “personal style”.

Oh, yes, weight, body gossip. Ok then. Mischa is quite tall, so the platform shoes are a surprising choice, but they don’t harm Mischa’s figure. And while I can’t say that I see any flab or rolls in sight, Mischa sure isn’t close to her “feed the girl a brownie” days.

Photo source: Celebutopia

 It looks weird, wearing designer handbags and looking fat. Invest in gucci handbags or even prada handbags only when you are sure enough to support it. Wearing louis vuitton handbags immediately increases ones standard from the guess handbags but do look if your appearance is made for such bags.

I think I saw some cellulite on the back of the thighs, but I am not sure quite yet. Could it be? It’s so hard to tell, let me grab my glasses. OK, OK, I know, cellulite is genetic. But let’s see: what else causes cellulite? Smoking, lack of exercise. Check, check – we’ve actually seen pictures of Mischa smoking (debatable stuff) and well, her legs don’t actually scream “fitness routine on daily basis”. And the fact is that it is a little surprising, to say the least, to see a girl who, by the way, is 22 years old, that used to top the “feed her a schnitzel” lists only 2 years ago.

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 If you are used to carrying your own handbags, you are less likely to put on weight, especially if it is the samsonite luggage that you carry. The chloe handbags are too tiny to be considered as weight, and so is the dooney and bourke handbag.

Now I’m confused. Somebody enlighten me. There are worrying amounts of pictures flying on the Internet which present Mischa Barton looking well, puffy, to say it nicely. Now either this girl sometimes poses from some really, truly, sadly the worst angles ever, either she is being wildly altered in order to make her look as perfect as possible or she is the uber fastest yo-yo dieter on the face of the planet, cause she’s looking great here. You tell me what you think!

Photo source: I’m Not Obsessed