Skinny VS Curvy

Umm, I’m not sure whether to comment on the oh so fake blonde hair that certainly does not belong to Paris or on the see-through-cotton-candy-colored-dress. Well, I guess I did both just in one sentence.

Granted, Paris was not attending a red carpet gala in this transparent (Is it a dress? Is it a night dress? Is it lingerie?) outfit – in fact, she was having fun at the Playboy mansion.

And since it’s right in front our eyes, what are your thoughts on Paris’s butt?

Photo source: Celebslam

I could have easily made out of these pics a title like” Who Pulls Off the Little White Dress?”, “Who’s Blonder?” or “Who Got the Tan Right, for a Change?”, but for now, Tara and Paris are competing in the Skinny Department. And if you look at them, it seems that they went for the same white summer dress, bleach and tan formula.

So, let’s hear your verdict! Who’s skinnier? Tara Reid or Paris Hilton?

Photo source: Celebutopia

Oh my, how do we start? So many things going wrong right here, it’s not even funny.

Obviously Paris paid a visit to the fake tanning salon and somehow forgot to undress before the spraying? Or, she fell asleep during the process, which might explain the excessive tan, too. Or, she got sprayed, then dressed back and since it was a hot day, the intensive sweating (given away by the the overall greasy look) – yucky and 0,1% possible – contaminated the dress.

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Remember this “Take a Guess!” task?

Wanna know who owns skinny legs number 1, 2 and 3?

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Yes, they exist: the pants that managed to make even Paris Hilton’s legs look rotund, and by rotund I literally mean rotund, but also the p-trio, puffy, plump and pudgy . So I guess they would have to be on everybody’s top of the “things I would never ever purchase” list – that is, everybody who is as skinny as or less skinny than Paris, even though I am pretty sure these pants would not have a slimming nor flattering effect on anyone.

Is there anybody out there who thinks these pants look good? If so, on who’s body?