Skinny VS Curvy

No doubt about it, Thandie Newton is skinny - not scary skinny, but very thin and a little bony. And all this calls for: The Skinny Scale!

So, what do you say? How would you rate Thandie on the Skinny Scale? Ratings start with 1 and end with 10, 1 meaning “You mean flabby, right?” and 10 meaning “Can’t get any skinnier”.

Versus’s expert verdict: Thandie’s collar bones, shoulders and bony knees call for an 8. Might change the rating at the sight of Thandie in a bikini, though.

Let’s hear your verdicts!

Marcia Cross is skinny. Some of you might even say “scary skinny” if you pay attention to the chest, collar bones and arms. Some of you might say that she looks “just right”, judging by her not-as-skinny legs. This is why she’s perfect for the Skinny Scale!

How to rate, you ask? Ratings start with 1, which means “QUIT the fries!” and 10 is “GRAB the fries!” How would you place Marcia on the Skinny Scale?

Skinny Scale Time! Rate Marcia Cross!

Versus’s expert rating: Marcia looks like she deserves a 7. And  some fries. And then some dessert.

It’s another one of those: Skinny Scale! You’ll have to agree, Keira is one of our best candidates in the skinny, tiny, pin thin section, with her insanely small shoulders, skinny arms and minuscule waist.

What do you say? How would you rate Keira’s skinniness on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 stands for “What skinny? Girl should quit the burgers!” and 10 is “Girl needs a burger NOW!” Skinny Scale time! Let’s rate Keira Knightley!

Versus’s expert rating: Taking the tiny body frame and the bottom heavy body type into account, Keira deserves an 8 on the Skinny Scale.

Photo credit: Wenn

When you can wear a dress that tight and that white and look that slim, then you know you belong on the Skinny Scale! What is the Skinny Scale, you ask? It’s a rating system destined to grade the skinny celebrities from 1 to 10, 1 being the “so not skinny” and 10 being “so soooo skinny”.

I guess you agree that Heidi is looking particularly narrow and thin in the above picture, with tiny hips, tiny waist and thin legs (even with the cut of the shoes and the cut of the dress that generally thicken the legs). So, what do you think? How would you place Heidi on the skinny scale?

Versus’s expert rating: Heidi’s rate is 7. No bones in sight, that’s true, but no visible body fat either.

Photo source: Celebutopia

Catherine Zeta-Jones was once known for her curves. Err… looking at the above picture, there’s not much sign of them. In fact, Catherine appears to have some really narrow hips and very skinny legs, matched with some skinny arms. And yes, I see the slight shape that resembles a belly bulge, but even so, it’s pretty obvious that Catherine has been losing some weight, some face roundness and some shape for a while.

So, this is it: It’s Skinny Scale Time! Rate Catherine Zeta-Jones! Ratings start with 1, which means “girl, QUIT the pizza!” and 10 is “girl, GRAB the pizza!”

Versus’s expert rating: When you’ve got legs that are the same size as a slim girl’s arms, you deserve a 7.

Nicky Hilton is, apparently, ambitious enough to maintain this low weight she has been spotting for a while now. While the pin thin legs and the lack of body fat might attract the skinny lovers, there are some disadvantages that come with this super skinny territory. Like what? Like the long face and gaunt expression that manages to do nothing else but kidnap the youth and freshness of one’s face.

We all know that Nicky is skinny - but how skinny is she? Rate her on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is “skinny? girl should hit the gym” and 10 is “skip the gym and hit the food court!” Skinny Scale Time! Rate Nicky Hilton!

Versus’s expert verdict: Nicky deserves a 7, but I might change my mind and offer her an 8 from a different angle. When your knees look like they could hurt someone, then you know you deserve to be on the skinny scale.