Skinny VS Curvy

Well, I guess these outfits show that winter is almost here – and even though we’ll (occasionally) get to inspect celebrity cellulite or envy their muscular tone while they’re wearing a bikini, facts are that we’ve got to get used to analyzing celebrity shapes and sizes… through their thick clothes.

Case and point: Sarah and Mariah above, wearing their fall clothes. But hey, even so, we can clearly tell that one’s skinny and one’s curvy, so let’s pick our favorite!

Skinny Versus Curvy Battle Time! Sarah Jessica Parker Mariah Carey!

Whitney has the the kind of legs that would make Gisele’s and Heidi’s legs look meaty and shapely, the kind of legs that are actually advised to wear ankle straps, horizontal lines or white stockings. Now on the other side (right), we’ve got some actual meaty legs, belonging to Michelle. And I think we can be positive that Whitey’s legs continue with a very thin upper body, while Michelle’s legs connect with curvy hips.

Skinny Versus Curvy Battle Time! Whitney Port Versus Michelle Trachtenberg! Choose your favorite!

Aww… these two really deserve to be in a battle together. Let me remind you:

Paris: “I would not want [Kim's butt] — it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Kim: “I don’t care… At least I have one.”

And another thing: Since Kim called her own legs “chicken legs” (if you don’t remember, click here), then what can we say about Paris?

Skinny Versus Curvy Battle Time! Paris Hilton Versus Kim Kardashian! Choose your side!

Jaime isn’t the skinniest actress in Hollywood Town, but her body is definitely different (taller, leaner, thinner) than the one belonging to our curvy (and forever boobylicious) Jessica!

And Yay! Jessica found a dress that shows off both cleavage and collar bones and that virtually creates a defined waist – much better than the big’n loose tops!

Skinny Versus Curvy Battle Time! Jaime King Versus Jessica Simpson! Choose your side!

You’ve got Posh and Salma in one picture. Let me translate: you’ve got super skinny and super curvy in the same post. You’ve got model-thin looks standing next to ultra-full boobs, you’ve got size 00 standing next to wide, womanly hips. You know what this calls for!

Skinny Versus Curvy Battle Time! Salma Hayek Versus Victoria Beckham!

Choose your favorite!