Skinny VS Curvy

A few comments on the flirty, slightly naughty versions of the housewives:

1. Marcia and Dana, I never expected to see you is such minuscule outfits.

2. Eva, your boobs are not that full, neither is your waist that tiny.

3. Teri, your legs are insanely thin.

4. To all of you: How lovely it must be to look 10 years younger, to be wrinkle-free and to have immaculate, flawless skin (*wink*).

And since there’s a permanent dieting competition on set (as both Marcia and Dana have said), let’s establish: The Desperate Housewives: Who’s the Skinniest?

Photo credit: TV Guide

Not familiar with Christina? Well, you can find her in Emmy winner series MadMen - but more relevantly, she’s an explosion of curves, ready to knock Kim Kardashian’s socks off! Yes that right, she’s got the booty, she’s got the boobs, she’s got the waist - which makes her an ideal hourglass figure, ready for our little battle.

On the other side, we’ve got the ever-skinny Teri Hatcher who chose a bright yellow dress last night to reveal her thin and tall frame. Finally, this year, the celebs forgot all about the classic black and went for much bolder colors.

Skinny Versus Curvy Battle Time! Teri Hatcher Versus Christina Hendricks! Choose your favorite!

P. S. Now at a second glance, these two would make an excellent “Brunette Versus Redhead” Battle or “Tanned Versus Pale” Competition.

Yes, that right. And in case you need to hear their names in order to believe it, here are Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross, Nicollette Sheridan, Felicity Huffman and Dana Delany promoting the new and fifth season of their popular show.

So, since they’re all here, all hot, fresh and glammed up, feel free to comment and debate on:

1. Which housewife is hottest?

2. Who’s got the best body type? Who’s skinniest? Who’s curviest?

3. Which housewife was in the Photoshop specialists’ hands the longest?

4. Where have Eva’s gained-for-the-role-pounds gone? And how do those boobs look?

And once you’ve decided all that, a girlie-girlie question: Whose dress is prettiest?

Super skinny Teri Hatcher is not looking as super skinny from this perspective, thanks to the angle (that usually makes Beyonce’s curvy legs look even curvier). In fact, due to the dancing, waving and bending, Teri is looking rather curvy in the hip area herself.

What do you have to say on this one?

Photo credit: Wenn

What does Teri have and Salma doesn’t?

1. Some extra inches - vertically.

2. More visible collar bones.

3. A leaner, slimmer body.

4. A model-like figure.

5. Less pounds on the scale.

6. Extra tightness.

What does Salma have and Teri doesn’t? (more…)

Teri Hatcher is probably the skinniest desperate housewife these days, without even worrying about competition from Eva Longoria, who is currently not running for the skin and bones title, due to some pounds she gained recently.

Teri, on the other hand, is looking as lean and thin as ever, yet not bones are popping out, probably because she has a very small frame to begin with. How do you like Teri’s skinny figure? Would you like to see her with a few more pounds for a change or does this skinny body work best for her?