Skinny VS Curvy

Before you rush to say that Jennifer Hudson does not exactly have the ideal curvy body, let me just remind you that Victoria Beckham is not your average skinny girl either. This competition is about comparing different body shapes – and these ladies sure are different! The competition only refers to the above picture, and not to the way they look on other occasions (since their weight and outfits vary).

So, let’s hear it: whose body would you rather have? Whose body would you like your girlfriend to have? Skinny versus curvy battle time! Victoria Beckham or Jennifer Hudson? Choose your side!

Victoria Beckham never stops to surprise – while in some pictures she is looking slightly like a person who snacks (”eats” is too much of a word), in others she takes a full turn towards the scary skinny territory. Such as in this one. The only skin Victoria is showing is her chest, which is obviously as bony as it can get. Now I wonder: when she’ll show off more, how worried will we be?

But the bones are not the only thing about Victoria that can make us go “oh my God!”. Take a look at those legs. I want to say tiny, minuscule legs, but it is still an understatement.

What do you say? Do you think this can possibly be a healthy look?

Victoria Beckham sure knows how to get all eyes on her! While sometimes she uses the “the more the merrier” technique for her cleavage, other times she insists to wear impossibly unnoticeable colors, like phosphorescent green dress matched with, you guessed, phosphorescent green shoes. This time I can only appreciate that she didn’t match the “as pink as it gets” pants with a “as pink as it gets” bag. While there is no argue that these pants would make even the skinny ones look not so skinny, she manages to look as slim as ever, regardless if we are enjoying the front or the back view.

How do you like Victoria’s choice of clothes? Can she pull it off with her skinny figure?

Couldn’t come up with a more contrasting pair, don’t you agree? While Victoria Beckham has been the standard for “the ultimate skinny figure” and sometimes even for “scary skinny”, Beyonce is comfortably settled at the opposite pole, where she proudly represents the curvy figures. What do these ladies have in common? Well, they both attended the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala last night, where they wore these light-colored dresses (no, Beyonce didn’t get bored of the mermaid dresses, apparently).

So, which one looks better? Who rocks her dress more? Who is more appealing, more stylish and overall more fab? Skinny versus curvy battle time! Choose your side: pin thin Victoria Beckham or voluptuous Beyonce?

Versus’s expert verdict: Let’s see: Sexier? Beyonce wins by some (many) hip inches. More stylish? Victoria, who looks like a high fashion magazine cover.

P.S. Yes, that IS David Beckham’s ear I cropped right there.

If any of you out there are wondering whether Posh is looking slightly healthier these days, the answer would be pretty clear while looking at the picture above, as in “Nope” (if the “diminutive of thighs” doesn’t convince you, then the skin-through collar bones probably will). It is a mystery how any pair of jeans can fit that perfectly and tightly on a size 00 body – the result of her long term 900 calorie diet – , unless we listen to the rumors which say that she gets her clothes readjusted after purchasing them, diva style.

So, what do you say? How would you rate her on the skinny scale? Rate Victoria Beckham from 1 to 10, 1 meaning “girl’s place is on Chubby Scale” and 10 meaning “at least she’s got bodyguards to catch her if she faints”.

Versus’s expert verdict: Posh is an 8. If Posh’s knees and an average woman’s wrists would enter a competition called “who’s skinnier?”, the knees would take home the crown.