Cheryl Cole: “I Don’t Want to Be Thin”
April 22, 2009 in Cheryl Cole by Versus

I don’t want to be thin, I hate looking thin.
I don’t want to be up and down like a lollipop lady. It’s not a good look… I hate that women feel guilty about eating – just treat yourself.”
Cole said she tended to lose weight when she was touring.
She said: “I challenge anyone to do the ridiculous amount of dancing and exercise we do day in day out and not lose weight and tone up.
“But I don’t like the thin look. I love curves. I hate the fact I have no bum. I get called flatty batty.”
Cole added: “In an ideal world I’d have smaller boobs.
She continued: “I’m a 32D which is ridiculous for my size and boobs are hard to dress. I hate looking booby. You can look really cheap very quickly.
“I’d love to have more junk in me trunk. Ideally, a body like Jennifer Lopez. But I’d dress differently to her.
“I’d dress like I do now. I’m happy with my style and I’m totally in love with fashion because I’ve learnt by making every mistake in the book.”
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So whats her real problem? I would tell her to
a) Swap bodies with the Kim K. (though the heads would look strange cause its a different color)
b) Go get advice from “Super Size Me” Producer;
c) Get butt cheek implants and breast implants;
d) follow Justin Timberlake’s current DIET;
e) Transfer some fat from her boobs to her ass cheeks if its such a HUGE PROBLEM….
geez girl, think about all the children with no food and dying of malaria/ebola everyday before you come out and tell us about your DISTRESS.
Yes, agree with you…
I agree with you completly! Very Good Point!
i agree. i hate it when people say how they love their bodies then complain about trying to lose weight. yes i’m thin but i have meat on my bones and don’t brag about it all the time. if you’re proud of your bodies then shut the hell up and move on. some people can’t help being skinny because that’s how their born or the ones that can’t afford it or living in bad situations. if you love yourself then keep your mouth shut.
I absolutely hate this woman. She talk and talk about not wanting to be thin, yet all she does is starve herserlf to look like that, because that is not her normal bodyshape. And I just read that she almost cringed when she saw a picture of herself when Girls Aloud first started out where she was barely a size 10 uk size and said she looked so fat and bla bla bla. And seriously, I just get so mad because that is being such a bad role model and encouraging people to loose weight if they are barely a size 10. And I can’t stand her but a lot of young girls look up to her and that is just appaling that she says those things.
And the only reason she likes her style is because she has someone to find the clothes and put it on her. Seriously get over yourself.
yes that is very true. I remember reading that article about her saying that and now here she is saying the complete opposite. It’s all about media attention for themselves…weight is a good attention getter…so they use it as much as they can. It Is Pathetic when Woman in the spotlight create an even bigger stereotype for woman all around the world.
i hate being thin and having boobs yet i eat mainly salads 6 days a week to stay this way, i hate being married to a rich footballer, i hate having more money than i know what to do with, i hate being gorgeous, awww poor cheryl she has it so tough
She is looking good now and should try and stay at this weight. Boobs wise well the rumour mill says that she has had implants but whom I to say? If she is that unhappy and is pro surgery then she should just get a butt lift – that will solve her problem.
cheryl …. just eat right and work out and love the body that comes out of the process.
if she had implants why the hell is she complainin about her breasts then?
Of course she likes being skinny. I really don’t like doing all this slating celebrities crap but if she wants to be less skinny – eat more chocolate!
My own wife is way skinnier than she is, has ” only ” a 32(small)B and probably has way more character than this lollipop: food control, no chocolates, no icecream…
Anyway my lovely lady isn’t an hypocrit like Cheryl Cole: she just loves to be skinny and admits clearly that she’s doing a lot for her slim sexy figure!
And she’s no Hollywood starr…
Amen! I feel the same way! I work hard to look like I do and it irritates me to no end when these moron celebrities try to play like they don’t diet.
What an idiot.
And her boobs are gross and fake.
And props to you for appreciating all the hard work your wife puts in! My husband routinely is like, “You are so much more dedicated than I am!”
It is nice to hear men appreciate the hard work we wives do!
This is getting so old, what attentionwhore
Why complain, just stop dieting and go back to the weight you were a few years back, when you were two stone heavier, that is your natural shape.
awww it must be so difficult for your body/genes to magically, unintentionally morph into a twiggy figure…especially when you’re in your late 20s…(!) Whereas most women have the opposite change occur. Poor Cheryl.
COME ON! Does she think we just fell off the turnip truck? No amount of exercise could account for calories if you are really trying to put on weight and consume high-calorie foods. Admit that you work at it, already.
Big boobs can make you look cheap, but a big ass can’t? It’s the way you dress and carry yourself that can make you look cheap, not the body. Lady, if you’re losing more weight than you want from your exercise and dance routines, eat more food! And no, it doesn’t need to be junk food.
If she wants smaller boobs so much then she can just get her implants removed and stop moaning!
If she hates being skinny so much, why did she go on a drastic Atkins-style diet in the early days of the band, and describe herself as devastated when she had a 29″ waist?
32D?! No way. I don’t even think she’s that thin.
this is the most annoying crap on earth, she’s talentless, gobby, rude, false and a two faced so and so who just needs someone to slap her hard and wake her up into the real world…she is not attractive lets thank the makeup artist and a team of professionals for that, she is not naturally thin she starved her way to that and she most certainly isn’t a role model for girls cause lets face it real girls don’t want to be egotistic pieces of trash btw FHM has voted her the sexiest woman in the world!! obviously those readers have no clue what word the sexy or woman means!!!