Curvy Scale Time! Rate Beyonce!
Even though this picture doesn’t do Beyonce’s curves justice, you all know how voluptuous she is and how she fills those mermaid dresses (and sometimes bursts out of them) on the red carpet, right? So yes, she is definitely one of the best ones to compete on the Curvy Scale! OK, I can’t help myself: yes, this is still about curves, not clothes, but a tiny, tiny tip: throw the shiny stockings. Better yet, burn them.
So, say what you have to say! It’s Curvy Scale Time! Rate Beyonce on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 stands for “Curvy Scale? I’d say Skinny Scale!” and 10 is “Danger zone: curves about to explode.”
Versus’s expert verdict: I’d give her an 8 when she’s at a higher weight and a 7 when she is at a lower weight. Or an 8 in a tight dress and a 7 in a loose one.
10:00 pm on May 9th, 2008
you are waaaaaaay to kind, I’d give her a +12!!!! she is huge, in fact I am going to call her “chubby” from now on! look at those knees, horryfying!
6:49 am on May 14th, 2008
you are absolutely out of your mind, glissy. she has the most perfect body. her knees? you probably think victoria’s knobby knees are hot or something. i think shes absolutely gorgeous.
11:27 pm on July 15th, 2008
I’m with you steez. The world would be a happier, less critical, judgemental place if there were fewer “glissy’s” in it.