Breaking News: Heidi Montag Is Not Looking Like a Barbie
Yes, this is pretty major news, considering that Heidi usually looks like THIS. Not that there is anything wrong with Barbie, but let’s face it: she’s made of plastic, she’s got outrageously big boobs on her underweight body, vivid makeup and plastic yellow hair – if you don’t see the resemblance, I can’t help you. Oh, and Barbie prefers pink, just like Heidi on many occasions, such as, you know, the one when she even opted for a gigantic pink hat over a pink dress.
Now this time on the other hand, Heidi must have left her makeup on the beauty desk and her yellow (no, I don’t mean blonde) hair hidden in a pony tail. This is news alright, though I’m not sure whether it’s good or bad news.
P. S. Excuse me for being more abrupt than my usual delicate manners, but it’s pretty easy to make fun of Heidi, the same Heidi who recently compared herself to Jesus (yes, you read it right), because they were both “persecuted by the masses”. Uh huh.
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shes gorgeous,shut up versus ya plank