Heidi and Spencer Did It Again, This Time It’s Really Outrageous
In yet another (proven to be successful) attempt to make people talk about them, here is another page of the novel called “Heidi and Spencer Can Not Possibly Be More Ridiculous”.
In previous chapters, you’ve all admired how Barbie and Ken (that now go under the names Heidi and Spencer) have tasted champagne from shiny crystal glasses wearing their swimsuits, how they’ve took long and romantic walks on the beach while posing from the right angles that favor Heidi’s pretty cleavage and how they’ve kissed passionately and spontaneously while mansion-hunting.
This time, we get none of the above (except with the mandatory spontaneous kissing scene, this time, taking place in a shopping cart) – instead we get to see… Need I say it? Didn’t think so.
Great job, Heidi and Spencer, cause here I am posting your insanely fake photo session and talking about your insanely fake couple.
Photo credit: Pacific
AAAAUGHHHH!! Who are these fake idiots and who are the even bigger idiots following them around taking pictures?! Do these two hire ppl to take “candid” pics? B/c I truly don’t understand why anyone else would give a shit about two ppl holding melons and fish-kissing at Co-op…Grrr. Actually, now I’m pissed at myself for even encouraging them by looking at their pics. Damnit. I suck.
Also, I’m glad Heidi is eating those strawberries unwashed. I hope they’re completely saturated with fatal pesticides. Yeah, I said it.
E, the strawbberries thing was too funny!!!! you don’t suck, you rock!!!
E, that was hillarious
But these guys on every single site. So they simply succeed.
Next time we’re expecting a Titanic scene
The first picture is Heidi contemplating the size she wants her next breast augmentation to be.
compared to her other possible career of serving on the shop floor of a clothes shop, fake reality tv star must be mega appealing to old heidi hi.