Jessica Simpson Brings the Quote of the Day
January 7, 2013 in Celebrity Quotes, Jessica Simpson by Versus
On how she dresses appropriately for a new mom:
‘I love to show off my curves, but being a mom, I guess I do it in a little bit more classy way, even though for Halloween I was a milkmaid – but there are moments.’
… says Jessica.










oh jessica there´s nothing about you that is classy
well she does have a lot of curves to “show off” at the moment
Jessica has always had this sex appeal, I’m not a fan of her but I know why people find her sexy. I, however, ca.not see her as classy, no matter how she dresses.
By the way
Curves = big breasts?
actually having big breasts is a part of being considered curvy by a lot of people.
I consider boobs and ass as curves too, obviously.
Also, I see legs as adding to curves. Jess has always had curvy, toned, shapely legs. So I think that her nice boobs and legs make her curvy imo.
What is a milk maid????
open at your own risk:
http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/jessica-simpson/wearing-her-halloween-costume/Jessica%20Simpson%20wearing%20her%20Halloween%20costume-01-560×840.jpg
Oh dear god, that is bad….Classy Jessica??? Really??
Oh and in my country we call that a “Dirndl”. girls wear that for Oktoberfest (of course the slutty, not the traditional way) and use it as an excuse to show everybody their breasts…. Men like it though, I guess
Oh dear god, that is bad….Classy Jessica? Really??
Oh and in my country we call that a “Dirndl”. Girls wear that for Oktoberfest (of course the slutty, not the traditional way) and use it as an excuse to show everybody their breasts…. Men like it though, I guess
LOL thats even worse than what I linked to. That looks more like a skanky scottish bar-maid tutu hybrid. loool
lol, i was expecting something even worse
http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/245/9/d/madikken_milk_maid_by_evenskaranger-d5dait9.jpg
that f-d up drawing looks like a cow. lol, but i see that’s all this milk maid thing is about.
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In her defense, she wasn’t trying to look classy, she and her fiance went matching as the main couple from Braveheart. For the record, I don’t recall the wife wearing nearly as much makeup in the movie.
Its a girl that milks cow and makes cheese. I’m sure halloween has found a way to make it slutty lol.
HA i just googled milk maid costume ands its a tacky halloween slutty version of traditional dutch clothes
http://www.shindigz.com/images/itm_img/10F088C.jpg
HAHAHAH what a horrible costume
I’m wondering when she’ll start dressing in a classy way? It sure hasn’t happened up to this point.
“I love to show off my curves, but being a mom, I guess I do it in a little bit more classy way”
Thats why I pose with a duckface and a bikini taking pictures in front of my bathroom mirror.
Logic.
Well, before motherhood maybe she would have posed without this super classy bathrobe, so it’s actually an improvement
Classy? HAHAHAHA! Good one.
Unkempt hair, pouty duckface, taking selfies in her messy bathroom, bragging about her christian values in interviews while pregnant with her second baby out of wedlock…yep, that’s one classy broad! Still, America buys her wholesome preacher’s daughter/ditzy blonde girl-next-door bit so they’ll keep throwing money at her to endorse products.
Spot on!
Yes, spot on indeed!!!
Exactly!
Agree!!!! She makes sick, sometimes. Oh, I’m so dumb. The doctors told me my weight would all just come off with the baby duh…I’m classy, I’m curvy, I’m wholesome…I’m soooo annoying.
She has never been one I associate with the word ‘classy’! Pretty, ditzy and vivacious maybe, but never really classy! I mean classy and this photo are polar opposites!
Oh god, this is why nobody likes her. She has no talent to begin with, what has she done recently? Her p.r is working overtime to keep her relevant.
You’re spot on also, Denise.
but no one in hollywood is classy anyway
Jessica wouldn’t know classy if it walked up to her, handed her a business card, and then slapped her in the face.
Jessica Simpson does NOT know what classy is & does not exude it!
Bragging about how classy you are is as unintentionally ironic as bragging about how humble you are.
Super classy! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2257294/Pregnant-Jessica-Simpson-displays-curves-low-cut-dress-opens-motherhood-best-challenging-experience.html
Nothing says classy quite like a pregnant bikini picture, and talking about how when her water breaks its going to flood the whole place. (Something she said on some talk show I believe)
She could be fully covered in Prada, it still wouldn’t matter. Duckfaces and the word class are in opposite ends of the spectrum…
This reminds me of all the girls in the social section of our sunday paper who are photographed wearing plunging diamonte and lycra numbers, and then asked to describe their style in 3 words. They always include “elegant and classy”, sometimes even “sophisticated.” Guaranteed giggles. My favourite was a girl who described herself as sophisticated and designed her own skirt, and it was so short you got a glimpse of her underwear. Stay classy, Perth!
HA HA! I was about to ask if you were in Australia…then I saw…Perth! Me too =o)
Actually, I remember asking you about this once before but I forgot.
Glad I’m not the only one who sees how ‘classy’ perth girls are. Lol, with this hot weather I feel like I have seen more ass cheeks in the shopping centre than I have at sexpo or in ZOO. =P
Haha, it’s awful, isn’t it?! You can’t help but look at a bum when it’s in front of you, so awkward! Did you see the article in the Sunday Times the other week? They were calling Perth a stylish city, and featured a young guy in a hideous, ill-fitting suit with overly gelled up hair and shiny polyethylene snake-effect shoes. He was apparently the epitome of ‘stylish’, and was quoted as saying “I spend up up to $500 on a outfit. It makes people jealous.” Lolz. They also featured a photo of ‘stylish girls’ – skin tight mini dresses and platform patent leather heels. Oh Perth, I heart you <3
Ha ha I know, I know…it is hard to look! Scary thing is though that most look about 12-14 =/
No! I didn’t see that article but oh my that does sound stylish! =P Ha ha! I just wonder where people get that confidence from too…I’m thinking it’s because Perth is so far away from everywhere else. Most of the people here just live on a different planet I think. And oh yep…can’t look past those tight teeny tiny skirts and platform patent heels…Go to NB, and can’t tell the difference between a streetwalker and someone on a girls night out =/…classy to the max!
“not to look” I mean…lol