Jessica Simpson Deserves a Better Outfit
Dear Jessica,
I see that you insist on wearing clothes that do not flatter your shape - either that, or you are very fond of yo-yo-ing and gain and lose loads in a matter of days - I highly doubt that, so I stick with my theory that, in your case (or, more precisely, in your body shape’s case), the clothes you choose are highly relevant.
Why isn’t this outfit perfect? Firstly, you look great in shorts - just not the ones that might reveal your butt when you barely bend. Secondly, gotta work on creating a waist. Therefore, adding layers in the middle area or items that have the potential to look baloonish when associated with your impressive boobs is not recommended.
I mean, I say all these cause you looked so super pretty here. Bring back the A-line dresses, the V necks, the fitted clothes, the tight jeans and long T-shirts!
Best regards,
Versus





























9:36 pm on October 12th, 2008
Props on the Dale Jr. shirt!! whoop whoop…. lose the vest though! Its a Nascar race, come on now!! …I’m calling it out now, I think she is pre-go
1:10 am on October 13th, 2008
what happened to her ? she was so hot 2 years ago and we even thought she has talent !
5:26 pm on October 13th, 2008
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9:42 pm on October 13th, 2008
true!