Jessica Simpson - Hourglass or Top Heavy?
We all know that Jessica is carrying plenty of her weight in her cleavage. And previous pictures showed us that whenever Jess gives up a little on her diet, the weight also goes to her face, arms and all around the upper half. Considering these, we’d say that Jess is a true V shape or a top heavy shape.
What’s pretty strange is that while Jess does, indeed, look top heavy from the side view (with very ample boobs, not the tiniest waist and less rounded butt) she looks pretty close to a perfect hourglass from the front, with the same consistent boobs plus a set of round hips.
Do you agree?
P.S. And yes, that Jessica’s bandage-like dress exploded a little there.





























2:19 am on September 13th, 2008
she has always been a little top heavy imo. but i do think the first photo is just an unfortunate angle.
4:39 am on September 13th, 2008
i’m pretty sure it’s called “fat”
9:21 am on September 13th, 2008
She’s top heavy. I think it’s just the dress making it appear otherwise
9:35 am on September 13th, 2008
dude, she’s so not fat… she’s curvy and i wish i had tits like that.
4:19 pm on September 13th, 2008
I think that lateley, Jess’s body looks gorgeous. She has gained a little in comparison to her Newlyweds days, but its only in her favour.
I think she has the perfect body, amazing breasts and she looks so happy. What more could you want.
And perhaps this dress doesn’t do her justice, but I think she looks wonderfull
7:25 pm on September 13th, 2008
I think her face is OK, but I would not want her body, I prefer Cameron`s body any day. It`s OK to have curves, but a fit body is much more attractive.
9:30 pm on September 13th, 2008
I am 3 months pregnant, and I’m all thick around the middle like Jessica in the first pic. She didn’t use to look like that at all, and although she’s gained weight in other areas, I definitely think she’s preggers! I just hope she won’t deny it until 6 mths-ish like J-lo, so lame. And I hope Daddy Simpson won’t hold a shotgun to Tony like he did Pete Wentz!
3:33 am on September 15th, 2008
top heavy
8:26 pm on September 25th, 2008
I see what you mean but I think it’s the bondage dress making her look Hourglass-y. She is definitely Top Heavy.