Jessica Simpson in a Flower-Power-Sack-Dress

Yes, that’s Jessica Simpson. Definitely the oldest looking Jessica Simpson I have ever seen, hence the unexpected lines on the forehead and probably also thanks to the overly flowery, unflattering outfit that spells “middle aged soccer mom going going to the beach”. This I don’t get: Jessica looks fine, fit and fab when she is wearing like zero makeup and zero fancy clothes, as in jeans and sport tops, yet somehow manages to look less fab when she is putting more effort into makeup and outfits and steps on heels.
And another thing: last week she was definitely showing some collar bones, where did they go? Yes, I am telling you, she is Jessica Simpson, ok?

























