Jessica Simpson Says: Oops!
May 24, 2008 in Celebrity Oops, Jessica Simpson by Versus
Now let’s begin the speculation on what (in the world?) Jessica is doing in the above picture:
1. The wind was messing with her short dress and she was not in the mood to give us a preview of her assets.
2. Too gross to say.
3. You take a guess.
Now onto body gossip: wow, the calves! Girl’s got some serious leg muscles going on. OK, enough body gossip: take a look at the shoes, the platforms, the heels – now I get it, that’s how she got those calve muscles in the first place!
If you think Jessica has good leg muscles, look at Nelly Furtado’s thighs. Nelly might not have as much calf muscle as Jessica but she has probably twice as strong thighs.