Jessica Simpson Says: Oops!

May 24, 2008 in Celebrity Oops, Jessica Simpson by Versus

Jessica Simpson Says: Oops! | celebrity oops

Now let’s begin the speculation on what (in the world?) Jessica is doing in the above picture:

1. The wind was messing with her short dress and she was not in the mood to give us a preview of her assets.

2. Too gross to say.

3. You take a guess.

Now onto body gossip: wow, the calves! Girl’s got some serious leg muscles going on. OK, enough body gossip: take a look at the shoes, the platforms, the heels – now I get it, that’s how she got those calve muscles in the first place!

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