Bikini Body Battle! Kourtney Kardashian or Kim Kardashian?

I am definitely not convinced that these pictures are candids, but oh well, neither are Heidi’s.
Now I am not sure what Kim is trying to do in the second and third pictures, but I might have some guesses:
1. She is trying to convince the suspicious minds once and for all that she is definitely not wearing butt pads.
2. She is showing us that no matter what bikini size she opts for, her (please excuse me) butt crack is still going to show.
3. She is exhibiting the results of the cellulite treatment she has been using (of course not because of Paris’s “cottage cheese” remark).
Do you have any other ideas? Or is it just Kim being Kim? And by the way, who’s got the better bikini body? Kourtney Kardashian or Kim Kardashian?
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Kourtney for sure. I like her legs and hip bones
What? No way….take a look at Kim’s body….WOW!
Kim’s got a fat, dumpy ass and a face from Jim Henson’s workshop. The other one is definately hotter!
great shots.
nice
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Kim looks as if she’s checking the clock, hoping that her fifteen minutes never run out.
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They are both overweight. If I had to pick, it would be Kourtney.
Are you kidding???? how the hell are either of them overweight? you should quit being so damn jealous; you’re probably a fat ass yourself, sitting at home eating a tub of ben and jerry’s.
If Lacy was a fatass, she would probably be like you and claiming that Kim is BEAUTIFUL OMGZ!!! SHES CURVY!!!!1 rather than claiming the truth. Kourtney is okay, but Kim is fat. You can’t convince people to ignore what their eyes see just to deal with your own insecurities.
oh my God hot hootttt they are!!! I would pick any of them in a second, ANY!!!
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Kourtney has the better bikini body…hands down. Kim…I know she can’t help her large ass but it grosses me out!
Lacy- you seriously need your head checked. Neither are fat, both are curvy, but kourtney is def more petite.
Mallory, you need your eyes checked. Kourney looks normal, not in great shape but healthy, but Kim is fat. Just because she has some waist-to-hip definition unlike a lot of fat people doesn’t make her any less fat. Most of her fat is in her ass/thighs, not her stomach, but she is still overweight.
Kims hotter, the other ones too skinny.
kourtney just because she too has hips but she looks toned , where as Kim needs to be more toned and I don’t care to much for her legg shape
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They both look so hot. Well, Kim lost a lot of weight now thou :/
Kim! Her rear view is like a time machine, transporting males to cave times. Our blood boils at the mere sight of it. It’s a tragedy she will be changing it. Dude who said “dumpy”, look at that side view: You’re blind.
However, Dancing With The Stars definitely improves celebrity bodies, and it puts them on display better than any other show ever. The results may well be just as curvy, but with less waist and more lift and bounce in the bottom.
Expect an army of suddenly hairy males in the audience chanting like the apes in 2001 every time she shimmies. She’s a reincarnation of those curvy Venus statues.
How can you prefer skinny girls? Feh.
Both bodies are pretty great but I prefer Kim x
None of them are fat, though Kim could use a little dieting, and Kourtney’s body is waaaay better.
I will say… COURTNEY and KIM, ill go for the 2 of them.!!!
Notice how all the guys think they are totally hot, and the girls are dissing them? I think i smell jealousy!
No not jealousy – there are pears, heavier in thighs especially, Kim in particular. However, she is close to an hourglass ( breasts natural???) and dresses well for her shape. She is a stylist so it is to be expected.
Cheap Kim definitely!
Damn!…this is hard! And so is the decision between these two…..LMAO!!!! I I honestly don’t know this is a tough one….Both are GORGEOUS, both bodies are F*cking SICK!, Can’t decide……
obviosly mi bby 4 life kourtney she jus 2 much 4 me yo lucy say she fat aagin see wat happens to u dnt like peop saYIN stuff 2 her
there both beautiful and hot. tottaly annoying but hot. id rather have kourtneys body myself, but like i said. both tottaly amazing looking!
Most definitely Kim.
She has that curvy, hourglass shape
well…i think kim is prettier. but her sister kourtney has a better body. and by the way- neither is fat. people who say that are crazy!
Kim definetely!!
In my opinion kourtney has the better body! She looks toned and healthy. Kim- well her a*s looks gross and for someone who hasn’t had kids she looks like she has popped out a few already. Kim has a post- pregnancy weight loss figure. I can’t see why anyone would want a butt that big anyways???? And then to show it off… Yuck!!!
kourtney is so hot. i wish i had her body. kims body is nice too. Girls do get jealous. Kourtney is hot if you deny it you are just jealous, look at her. It is jealousy when a girl say she is fat. Girls always get jealous of other hot or pretty girls. Girls can’t admit when another girl is hot.
actually it is jealously when you call kourtney fat but saying shes not hot is not because of jealousy.
i think kim is so beautiful but i think kourtney is average.
i mean i like the fact that she has the cute girls next door look to her but her face is way too plain to me. like a really average mexican girl type face.
but i do like her tho.
cause she is really cute cause shes so petite and short.
and she also seems like a cool person on their show.
but i honestly don’t see what people like about her face.
and her body is a completely different story cause its hot!
both of them are very sexy. anyone saying they are fat really need help. i dont think you guys know what being overweight means. you really do just sound jealous. if you are is it because you dont have curves or your overweight yourself?if you like petite girls then go for kourtney but if you like curvy girls then go for kim. its not that big of a deal. besides alot of women have curves does that make all of them overweight? i dont think it does i think curves are sexy not fat. when they are in the right places.
all of the kardashian sisters are pretty, curvy (very feminine waist-to-hip ratios) and have nice skin complexions due to their armenian heritage. i would happilly bang all three at the same time. kourtney has the prettiest face with kim a close second. kim has the sexiest body by far – i LOVE her wide hips, thick thighs and phat jiggly booty – would LOVE to bury my face (and other parts of my body) in it.
i hate skinny women. yuck. they look ugly and usually act ugly as well – probably hungry. not that i like fat/round/square shaped women either. curvy voluptuous hourglass and pear shaped women are best and most feminine – sexy on a primal level.