What do we have here? Bikini overload!
Star Magazine decided to inspect the bikini bodies that were revealed this winter and to put labels on them… they got a little creative while doing so, which explains categories such as “Best Rehab Body”, a title owned by Lindsay Lohan.
Also, they proved a lot of “creativity” when they declared that Audrina deserves the “Best Cleavage” title – umm, what?
The other categories on the cover:
Most overexposed: Jennifer Aniston
Worst Tummy Surgery Scars: Star Jones
Cheesiest Butt: Tara Reid
Best Beach Bump: Brooke Mueller
Hottest Hunk: Josh Holloway