The Desperate Housewives at the SAG Awards

January 26, 2009 in Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross, Teri Hatcher by Versus12 Comments »

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The Desperate Housewives at the SAG Awards | teri hatcher marcia cross eva longoria

The Screen Actors Guild Awards happened last night (ofh, these celebs, they have so many shows, so hard to keep track!) and, of course, there were lots of fancy, sparkly dresses.

First ones that start the SAG show: Desperate Housewives Eva, Teri and Marcia and their fabulous gowns.

Eva: It seems to me that Eva chooses quite similar styles (and colors) at such events. Only someone as skinny could pull off multiple layers of ruffles in the middle area.

Marcia: Very bony shoulders and an impressive blue gown.

Teri: A dress that is quite reminiscent of Eva Mendes at the Golden Globes, for some reason. Only someone as skinny could pull off a massive white dress with voluminous asymmetries.

Check out Marcia Cross and Teri Hatcher after the jump, then pick your favorite!

 

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Jessica Simpson Gained Weight… and Wears an Unflattering Outfit

January 26, 2009 in Body Type and Clothes, Jessica Simpson by Versus58 Comments »

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Jessica Simpson Gained Weight... and Wears an Unflattering Outfit | jessica simpson body type clothes

It’s not so much that Jessica gained some pounds (we’ve been wondering for a while what was going on under all the baggy clothes), but it’s the fact that she chose a really unflattering outfit for her body type. The kind of outfit that only enhances the areas where she seems to deposit her weight: upper arms, bust, upper abdomen, shoulders and back.

What’s wrong with the outfit? Let’s see:

1. The thick belt around the middle is the last thing a reversed triangle needs, because this belt basically adds a little more volume to the bust area.

2. The round neckline should be abandoned in favor of the V neckline in order to elongate the thickest area of Jessica’s body (chest).

3. The high-waisted jeans – this kind of pants are generally unflattering, although some hourglasses or vases might pull them off. V body shapes, however, are advised to avoid them because all they do is to shorten the torso (the last thing a V shaped figure with a very small torso needs). Jessica would look great with long tops that elongate the waist and balance the whole figure. Even more, the voluminous pockets in the middle area are not flattering, because they add a little extra volume where it’s not needed.

4. Also, I would have chosen a looser top for Jessica (not very loose, but not skintight either) with sleeves.

5. The hair is pretty by itself, but I have noticed that Jessica actually looks slimmer when she’s wearing it in a pony tail. Since she’s already very curvy in the upper half, the super-big hair is a little too much and it unbalances the figure.

NOTE: I do not believe that Jessica is fat / chubby / thick / insert similar word. All I believe is that she could look MUCH, MUCH better (amazing, actually) in the right clothes… and I’m a little sad that she doesn’t seem to have the right stylist.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Out, Around and About

January 25, 2009 in Jennifer Love Hewitt by Versus15 Comments »

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Out, Around and About | jennifer love hewitt

A few remarks:

1. Nice to see that she’s smiling, considering all the gossip and speculation going on around her right now.

2. It looks like she’s maintaining both her weight and her Christmas spirit, a month after the holidays… cause that would explain her vivid red coat and green bag combo.

How do you like Jen here?

 

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Victoria Beckham and Her Mega-Fancy Bag

January 25, 2009 in Victoria Beckham by Versus17 Comments »

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Victoria Beckham and Her Mega Fancy Bag | victoria beckham

OK, this is not body-related (although when we see Posh we automatically think “skinny”, “tiny”, “thin”, etc.) but it’s really worth mentioning:

Guess how much Victoria spent on that bag! Actually, David did, cause it was a Christmas present for his very, very extravagant wife.

Really, try to guess!

Whatever you’re thinking, it’s a litte more.

Turn the page to find out!

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Jennifer Connelly Films a Revlon Commercial

January 25, 2009 in Jennifer Connelly by Versus17 Comments »

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Jennifer Connelly Films a Revlon Commercial | jennifer connelly

Jennifer Connelly is:

1. Still skinny (as far as we can tell). Check her looking tiny in a blue dress in a Skinny VS Curvy Battle!

2. The new face of Revlon cosmetics.

3. Filming a new ad, hence the vibrant makeup.

Say your thoughts!

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