Skinny VS Curvy

Call her “chubby”, call her “curvy”, America has got one plump and feminine looking figure, which is precisely why she needs to be placed on the Curvy Scale! What’s the Curvy Scale? Is a way of rating one’s “curviness”, that’s what it is!

So, what do you think? How would you rate America on the Curvy Scale? Ratings start from 1 and end with 10, where 1 means “flat *** rather than hourglass” and 10 is “nice & round hourglass reinvented”

Versus’s Expert Rating: America is close to the top right here, so a 9 on the “curviness” scale would do her justice.

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I was just about to make fun of Kim’s “boobs out” outfit that she chose to wear at the anniversary of a sandwich (yes, you got that right and the “birthday boy” was no other than Big Mac) when… I spotted yet another “reality” uber popular girl, aka Lauren Conrad, also with her bra out. And both wearing flip-flops, which might suggest a barbecue (isn’t that ironic?) or pool party.

On a different yet equally entertaining note, only Kim knows what on earth she is doing in that position, but I might guess that she’s trying to show off her boobs even more - after all, the constantly-in-the-spotlight-butt deserves a little break.

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You know, I could have given two perfectly fitted and accurate titles to this photo: one title for the ladies, on title for the guys out there. You guessed, I picked the girlie title. How would the title with specific male destination sound? Well, simply cut “orange flavor” and insert “cleavage” or, more specifically and bluntly, “boobs”.

So, to all the girls: Isn’t Blake pretty in orange?

And to all the guys: Aren’t Blake’s boobs hot?

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In case I need to prove that Cameron was, indeed, in the mood for a perfectly matched outfit, here it is: yellow shoes + yellow bag + yellow ring (ha, I don’t miss anything), white stripes + white top and black stripes + faded jeans (does it count?)

Still figuring out the toe nail polish though - probably the cellphone is hot pink.

How do you like Cameron’s nicely matched outfit on her nicely shaped, fit body?

In case you didn’t get enough of our Miss Universe the time we saw her in a bikini, then here she is (unfortunately) fully dressed, yet in a nude outfit - get it?

I say that even though Dayana’s obviously got a very slim figure, she’s doing her title justice by not looking like a pin-thin, almost-gonna-break mannequin.

P.S.: I bet that the turquoise earrings had the explicit purpose of making her already intense eyes even more intense.

Catherine Zeta-Jones will definitely make you jealous - not necessarily because of her figure, but because here she is in France, ready for a fancy yacht trip (which explains the outfit).

On a body gossip related note, Catherine is looking quite skinny and she’s got a little reversed triangle or V shape going on (bigger top, full bust, smaller on the bottom, skinny legs).

How do you like Catherine’s figure / body shape / body size / outfit?

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