Skinny VS Curvy

Carmen Electra, who looks surprisingly much like Lauren Conrad… Oh wait, this IS Lauren Conrad, looking like Carmen Electra. I think. Let me look at the upper curves – yep, it is LC. So I was about to say that she looks pretty, great and also pretty great. Lauren has been working out – at least on her “uh huh” reality show – and it shows, judging by the aspect of her legs and overall figure. What I can’t figure out is why, with such a figure, she is always wearing some loosely fitted dresses. Show us some waist line, Lauren!

How do YOU like Lauren’s figure?

Here we’ve got two “It” or “In” girls, Rachel Bilson and Lindsay Lohan who, you guessed, compete in the “Who Is Skinnier?” category. What do they have in common? Well, on this occasion, they both decided it was a skinny black pants and black flats day – wow, an upgrade for Lindsay from the overly worn leggings. Applauds, everyone, show a little encouragement! But while Rachel opted for a little more color (the glasses were a surprise), Lindsay stuck to black and grey.

So, you be the judge! Who looks skinnier – in this candid or in general, it’s your call! The Let’s discuss!

Even though this picture doesn’t do Beyonce’s curves justice, you all know how voluptuous she is and how she fills those mermaid dresses (and sometimes bursts out of them) on the red carpet, right? So yes, she is definitely one of the best ones to compete on the Curvy Scale! OK, I can’t help myself: yes, this is still about curves, not clothes, but a tiny, tiny tip: throw the shiny stockings. Better yet, burn them.

So, say what you have to say! It’s Curvy Scale Time! Rate Beyonce on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 stands for “Curvy Scale? I’d say Skinny Scale!” and 10 is “Danger zone: curves about to explode.”

Versus’s expert verdict: I’d give her an 8 when she’s at a higher weight and a 7 when she is at a lower weight. Or an 8 in a tight dress and a 7 in a loose one.

This is living proof that even the skinniest of the skinniest get cellulite. First was Mischa Barton who, even though she is not exactly skinny-material anymore, always had, even in her pin thin days, some lemon skin aspect on the number one hot spot, cellulite destination: back of the thighs (yes, I know you say “orange skin” but hey, trying to be original here, hello…).

So there you go: Kate Moss, who not only is very slim, but is also a supermodel, has cellulite. I’m not saying she’s got tons of it, but enough to notice (in the “right” light). Yes, this picture was meant to make all of you out there feel better about your own dimples.

Here is Kim Kardashian, who recently said that she is using a certain cellulite treatment for her butt (some might say “finally!” and some might say “oh, noooo”); but no, not because of (jealous?) Paris Hilton’s remark that Kim’s butt looks like “cottage cheese”.

Regardless, take a look at the profile view of her (Insert multiple choice: 1. too good to be true; 2. too big to be real; 3. too gross to be fake) butt. Yes, Kim, these pants DO make your butt look big. ANYTHING that you could possibly wear would make your butt look big – or was that the initial intention?

How do you like Kim Kardashian’s assets? Is she too voluptuous for your taste or just right?