Skinny VS Curvy

Now I know why Angelina was wearing all those long and large dresses that didn’t even let us guess her figure - ok, I admit, purse speculation, but still a possible reason - to avoid being targeted with comments such as: “Oh my God look how thin her legs are and she is about to pop!”. And since she is wearing pants this time, we can actually see and not just intuit that her legs are, indeed still very skinny, just like we said about her arms some days ago.

Angelina Jolie sure loves those long, large and flowy dresses that she wears both on the red carpet and when walking through the city. Now the dress doesn’t let us guess her exact shape or the number of pounds she has put on since she got pregnant, because it is not exactly tight spandex that explodes on her curves. But looking at Angie’s arms, we can definitely say that she hasn’t gained substantial amounts of weight. In fact, her arms are pretty skinny and we know that she is hiding her trademark skinny legs under the dress, as well.

Hey, Angie, excuse me, but we know you are pregnant, so what’s the point of the “oversized bag in front of the belly to hide the baby bump” technique? You are certainly not growing fat - in fact, you still got the veiny hands, matching the veiny feet and the skinny legs, so no worries there.

On another note, Angelina recently won a (please note I’m not saying “the”) “most stylish mom” award and, umm, while she didn’t necessarily look uninspired when she chose the outfit above, in general, well, she certainly isn’t Gwen Stefani.

What do you all think? How would you describe pregnant Angelina?