Skinny VS Curvy

This duo might not be as fresh and as hot as, let’s say, the Kardashian sisters in their bikinis on a boat a few weeks back, but they have their underwear bikini on and that qualifies. Since Portia’s been in the weight gossip spotlight some years back, when eating disorders and her name were in the same sentence on the cover of tabloids, let’s focus on her:

After some scanning and observation, I’d say that Portia appears to be a very skinny apple shape, since she’s got super thin legs and arms, a bony chest and the little fat her body’s got, it appears to be deposited in the middle area.

So, how do you like this couple in their sunbathing outfits?

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One of the unwritten rules in Hollywood that regard weight and body appearance is that celebrities have to gain much less weight that regular girls when pregnant. Sure, there are a few exceptions, one called Kate Hudson. But Minnie here doesn’t seem to be an exception, since most of the gained weight went to the belly and just a few other pounds there and there.

Don’t point to the big shoulders, she’s always had them. And don’t mind the face, she probably just took a zip of that ice cold smoothie.

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Yes, I am aware that this is the second Britney post today. And yes, I am aware that you might resolve our Photoshop challenge easier by looking at these pictures, but I had to post Britney’s bikini body while it was still hot - I mean, recent. (more…)

Yes, this is the Simpson’s day - first dressy Jessica and now pregnant Ashlee. But as I promised, we’ve got to bring on the updates on Ashlee Simpson’s belly bulge, a belly bulge who won’t become noticeable just yet. In fact, I do spot some extra pounds on Ashlee, especially in the hip area, but that could be just the dress playing its unflattering mission.

OK, so you are wondering how come I have already written some lines without mentioning the so-out-there cleavage and boobs coming out of the very low cut dress, without a bra underneath and “oh my God, I though Jessica was the booby one”, but just so you know, I won’t say a thing. 

Every time we see Halle Berry she appears to have lost a little bit more of the baby weight - “slowly but efficient” seems to be her motto, which is by far better than the “fast and probably unhealthy” slogan that belongs to so many celebs out there. In fact, besides a really tiny belly that she has left and probably one inch over the hips, there is nothing left to shed.

How do you like Halle’s post pregnancy body? Do you think she will keep on losing or stop at this healthy weight?

… And the reason why they do so can be seen above. Eva Longoria has been showing a (pretty unusual for her skinny figure) belly bulge and tadaa!, people started to talk baby names already. Wait, people are talking even if a celebrity does not present any bulge at all, just for the fun of it, so why be surprised?

And in case (in the very likely case) Eva is not pregnant and has simply been eating more than appetizers and diet coke for a while, there is still nothing to worry about, because she probably is just a few sit-ups and jogging sessions away from her previous skinny self.

What do you say?