Skinny VS Curvy

Let’s start with Brooke - now we all know that she is not the tiniest girl in town and she’s not exactly naturally curvy either, but somehow manages to pull off a thicker (some gossipers say “masculine”), yet fit figure. And on another note, how do you feel about Brooke’s minimal-makeup?

If some of you are a little confused on who Cheryl Burke might be, then you should know that she is a professional dancer, best known for her appearances on Dancing with the Stars. Yeah, I’m pretty sure that some of you will say that her thighs don’t actually look like they explode of muscles, but you’ll have to agree that she has got the right curves on the right spots.

So, let’s decide! Who looks hotter on the beach? Bikini Body Battle! Brooke Hogan versus Cheryl Burke!

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If in some cases, models go for “either showing by boobs or my butt, but not both at the same time” for further teasing, Marisa sure didn’t apply this idea when she posed for GQ. The result? Marisa’s upper and lower curves no longer under cover.

I’m not quite sure, but I say that the nipples should have shown in the above picture, considering the percentage of the breast that is basically exposed. Well, even if I’m wrong, you’ve gotta agree that Marisa’s upper curves are looking too perfect to be real (and by real, I mean unedited in Photoshop).

As for the lower curves, they’re looking, besides flawless, round and perfect, a tad smaller than in Marisa’s last photo shoot, which pictures her with a Kim-style-butt. Click here in case you missed it!

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This duo might not be as fresh and as hot as, let’s say, the Kardashian sisters in their bikinis on a boat a few weeks back, but they have their underwear bikini on and that qualifies. Since Portia’s been in the weight gossip spotlight some years back, when eating disorders and her name were in the same sentence on the cover of tabloids, let’s focus on her:

After some scanning and observation, I’d say that Portia appears to be a very skinny apple shape, since she’s got super thin legs and arms, a bony chest and the little fat her body’s got, it appears to be deposited in the middle area.

So, how do you like this couple in their sunbathing outfits?

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We’ve seen Tara in a bikini before and she was definitely not as skinny as above. Check the picture here! OK, OK, this time Tara only chose a bikini top and a tiny jeans skirt for the bottom - but I say it still counts as a bikini. It might be hard to put your eyes on Tara’s bikini body, considering the guy’s hair and all, but let’s analyze:

 - The weird tummy is still there, although it’s visibly less weird than it was a while back. Still, no reason to attract eyes on that region with a little chain bling. And the tan is so not helping.

 - The fake boobs are considerably smaller, yet still weird - check the right one.

Say your thoughts!

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First stop: Lauren Conrad in a pair of skinny jeans, which are not precisely the most flattering type of jeans she could have picked for her body type.

Next stop, Lauren with Lo and Audrina (all at the same time!) showing off tanned and shiny legs, various colors of nail-polishes, slim arms, pool wear, trendy sunglasses and colorful drinks.

Say your thoughts!

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I bet so many of you out there were hoping to see one of these new Hollywood mommies in a bikini (and at this time, there are PLENTY of new moms out there) - well, it looks like Jennifer was braver than Nicole or Christina , for example.

Now we all know that Jennifer lost the weight pretty fast after giving birth, but this pictures show that no miracle has happened and the little flab and the weight didn’t just vanish over night, as we might be inclined to believe when thinking: “What on Earth do these celebs do to lose the weight so fast?” Obviously, Jennifer is in good shape for her recent mom status, but not yet at her previous figure.

How do you like Jennifer’s bikini body?

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