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Here is Halle Berry’s new body. And no, new body doesn’t mean in this case “new, super big boobs”, as aliens that do not even know who Halle is might be inclined to think, but an actual post-birth body. So yeah, “wow” would be the proper word. And we bet that this wow presupposed some really hard work.
What do you all think? Do you like Halle Berry’s new mom body?
Britney, where do we start? Firstly, hopefully you are not as big of a wreck as Amy Winehouse about who we recently wrote that, well, she’s got bigger problems then her weight (or lack thereof). You probably have bigger issues, too, so excuse us for focusing on your body’s status. While we do appreciate you working out, as seen in recent candids and while we like your efforts of pulling yourself together and looking, you know, less of a mess, we are not actually seeing the weight loss and toned up results that, honestly, the majority of the “Britney’s comeback hopers” want to see. However, it sure seems that the “Cheetos - no, no. No good. Frappuccinos - bad, bad for you.” advices are paying off, since well, the above candid pictures Britney is holding nothing but water. And no, Britney, you are not fat, you are not, really.
What do you all think? What weight-related advices would you give Britney, if, let’s say, she’d actually hear and listen to you?
Here is Hayden Panettiere, no, not doing errands, but filming - so no, the deep cleavage was not her choice when she got dressed in the morning. What this outfit makes, besides making men interested, is that it basically invites us to perform a very accurate analysis regarding her body and shape. Visualizing, analyzing, performing… And the conclusion is that Hayden looks flawless. Yes, flawless comes to mind at a second glance, too. Hayden seems to have found a hard-to-find exact middle between “hearing bones breaking” and “flab’s domination”. Way to go!
Here is Fergie walking on the street in what appears to be year 1997, judging by the discoloured jeans, which, by the way, are not doing a great job at defining and contouring Fergie’s sculpted legs. Now onto “passing beyond the pants”, I am guessing that Fergie’s got the same toned and fit figure which she usually exhibits and flaunts, like, you know, when she is not wearing confusing discoloured jeans - yes, I’m stuck.
What do you say? Are these clothes flattering on Fergie? What outfits and fashion trends would you recommend her in order to look as hot as she can possibly look?
Versus’s expert advice: Big, irregular and contrasting patterns are a big “must throw asap” when talking about pants, regardless if you’ve got Twiggy’s or Beyonce’s legs. I vote “pro” the nude platform shoes that extend Fergie’s 5′2 frame and “against” the figure-cutting, magnet-like, phosphorescent belt.
