Skinny VS Curvy

Victoria Beckham never stops to surprise - while in some pictures she is looking slightly like a person who snacks (”eats” is too much of a word), in others she takes a full turn towards the scary skinny territory. Such as in this one. The only skin Victoria is showing is her chest, which is obviously as bony as it can get. Now I wonder: when she’ll show off more, how worried will we be?

But the bones are not the only thing about Victoria that can make us go “oh my God!”. Take a look at those legs. I want to say tiny, minuscule legs, but it is still an understatement.

What do you say? Do you think this can possibly be a healthy look?

We all know what “skinny” means. As long as bones are showing here and there, we can call ourselves skinny. But what does “curvy” mean? Long story short, curvy means voluptuous, with pleasant curves in the right places - to be more specific and less delicate: boobs and butt. Now there are definitely not as many perfectly curvy women in Hollywood as there are perfectly skinny ones - so let’s be a little indulgent and extend the meanings of our “curvy” term.

I know that we don’t all see Rachael Ray curvy and facts are that she is not the standard description of the word, but she sure is opposite to Teri Hatcher! Regardless if you include Rachael in the curvy or “could lose a few” category, let’s play Skinny Versus Curvy! Now it is up to you: which one of these ladies in sleek dresses do you prefer? The tall and super skinny Teri Hatcher or the shorter and plumper Rachel Ray?

This is probably one of the best looking Paris I have seen. Wonky eye is not so wonky, no glitter and sparkle in sight. Sure, the uber-orange tan is still there, the overly done and bleached hair is still on her head, but still… there is improvement. And talking about body size-related improvement, Paris has been quite skinnier than usual for a while there, probably fighting with Nicky over the “whe’s skinnier” crown. But this picture doesn’t show as much bones as I would have expected, so Nicky wins the title after all.

Do you like Paris’s look and shape? Why or why not?

Heidi’s a size 0, so let’s start from that. And Heidi’s body includes, besides the apparent skin and bones, some less natural materials, such as, you know. Now, to say it remotely nicely, Heidi’s got some skinny legs. And saying the same thing less delicately (and yes, we can afford to do this, since, well, we’re not afraid of attacks coming from Heidi’s large fan base), Heidi’s got “hen legs” (haha, there, we subtly avoided “chicken”). Let’s see: the “incredibly rare” nuance of blonde with plastified effect hair, the newer, smaller, creepier version of a nose, the former A, present D cup, the already mentioned “hen legs”… yes.