Skinny VS Curvy

I am definitely not convinced that these pictures are candids, but oh well, neither are Heidi’s.

Now I am not sure what Kim is trying to do in the second and third pictures, but I might have some guesses:

1. She is trying to convince the suspicious minds once and for all that she is definitely not wearing butt pads.

2. She is showing us that no matter what bikini size she opts for, her (please excuse me) butt crack is still going to show.

3. She is exhibiting the results of the cellulite treatment she has been using (of course not because of Paris’s “cottage cheese” remark). (more…)

In case you missed Part 1, click here. And in case you thought that Kim’s butt can not possibly look any bigger, err, you were wrong, enough said.

Now we are so not going to get in the “fake or real” debate of the century, but it shows that having such an out-there-plumpness in your back might imply sacrificing the frontal aesthetics. Or, at least, the super tight jeans are not particularly flattering when you are trying to squeeze everything you’ve got (and you’ve got a lot) inside. Case and point: Kim front the front, together with an arsenal of ”exploding effects”, lumps and camel toe.

Here we have Kate Hudson is some white pants, looking pretty put together. The side view is always relevant in Kate’s case, since we already established in previous episodes that she’s got a great booty. For episode 1, click here. In case you missed episode 2, click here. And yes, the butt is still perfectly sized, round and high and, therefore, meets the criteria to qualify as a great asset.

How do you like it?

Here is Hayden Panettiere giving us a double preview of her young and (thankfully) not-Hollywood-skinny body. Now Hayden looks great in a minidress, even if paired with yellow rubber boots and Hayden looks fit and fab in the shortest shorts and a revealing top, so duh, she looks great in jeans, too. Slim enough, without popping bones, no rolls, relatively plump booty and fresh-looking qualify as “great” in our book.

How do you like Hayden from the front and from the back? (no word game intended).

I figured that this wasn’t enough of Gemma Atkinson in a bikini, since the girl has got a lot to be admired (a little something labeled 34D, to be more exact), so here you all go: Gemma in a bikini part 2, front and side.

Gemma is mainly a glamour model so, skin and bones wouldn’t exactly do the work in a photo shoot where only 5% of her body is covered, in case you were about to say that she isn’t as skinny as Giselle.

How do you find Gemma’s bikini body?

We recently saw Beyonce looking like this. Now we can’t be sure how she looks now, cause the outfit is not giving us anything, no clue, no nothing. This sure is a pretty conservative look for Beyonce - where is the r&b bling, the booty, the curves? No, she is not running for president - this is probably just a “I got married so I became a serious woman” effect. And no, I am not saying Beyonce used to be as flashy-sparkly as Paris or “revealed” as Kim, but she sure looks more like a (hot) secretary of state than of a bootylicious diva.

How do you all like Beyonce’s body is in this outfit?

P.S. I just noticed the green (or is it shine-in-the-dark yellow?) nail polish. Very interesting.