Skinny VS Curvy

Janet Jackson just starter her new tour – not sure about how she sounds, but THIS is how she looks. And how exactly is that? Well, pretty plump from the side, yet with a well-kept, slim waist (and my oh my, does she know to accentuate it or what?)

I’m pretty sure the aim was a fierce look, but I’m not quite there yet. What do you say: is this the right outfit for Janet’s body or not?

Here is Gisele posing in her bikini – or, to be more exact, here are Gisele’s body parts (as creepy as it may sound), covered only by a tiny golden bikini.

And since we’ve got a supermodel’s boobs (that sort of look TOO impressive in some shots), butt and abs right in front of our eyes, let’s: 1. enjoy, 2. analyze, 3. comment.

Two ladies in their 30’s, two different style icons, two different body shapes: Victoria Beckham, the standard for “skinny” and Jennifer Lopez, the definition of “curvy”. Here they are in their pretty dresses, flaunting their tiny figures and protruding collar bones, respectively their bumpy butts and round hips.

Which one is your favorite? Skinny versus Curvy battle time! Victoria Beckham Versus Jennifer Lopez! Choose your side!

Photo source: A Class Celebs

Yes, that’s right. Party style icon Tara Reid just launched her clothing line. It makes sense, since she’s been wearing only bikinis, teared jeans mini dresses and her butt out of the clothes elegant, sophisticated and stylish outfits for many years now.

So, potential customers, anyone?

And yes, that would be her butt showing there.

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I bet many of you have been waiting to see Hayden in a bikini – one reason for it would be the fact that we’ve had enough bikinis filled with fake curves and skinny little bodies recently – and Hayden sure brings a fresher look!

So, here is Hayden (and now I’d say “wearing nothing else than a bikini”, but you see, there are party hats and funky medalions involved) and looking healthy, shapely, curvy and slim, all at the same time.

How do you like Hayden in a bikini?

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Since nobody can get enough of Blake Lively these days and everybody is willing to see and admire Blake even in the most boring and uneventful picture, here is Blake doing nothing much but parading for us in a pair of skin-tight jeans. Young, healthy, slim, lean, tight – feel free to continue the list.

Oh wait, not that uneventful occasion after all, since Blake just turned 21.

Photo source: Gecce

Judging on the picture from the front, I’d say that this dress was not exactly designed for Hayden – and no, not because of the difficult-to-look-classy leopard print, but because the cut is not exactly revealing a desirable bust-waist-hips ratio, but rather a straight up and down figure.

From the back perspective, however, we’re not talking about a lack of curves, but on the contrary, the tight dress is doing a great job at showing off Hayden’s young, tight & round butt.

How do you feel about:

1. Hayden’s body type in this tight mini dress?

2. Hayden in animal print?

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What might be a reason of joy for some, might come as a big disappointment for others. What am I talking about? Well, Kim Kardashian has recently admitted that she no longer wants to be known as the The Big Butt Girl and is trying to obtain a figure with less junk in the trunk.

Here is what Kim recently declared: “I love that I’m curvy, but I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt. I’m just so over it! When you’re posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, ‘Turn around! Turn around!’ — it gets a little offensive. I’ve seen magazines where plastic surgeons are saying, ‘If you want a butt like this it has to be fake, I’m just like, ‘Dude, have you ever seen an Armenian girl before?’”

On Paris Hilton saying about her butt that it looks like “cottage cheese in a trash bag”: “Wasn’t that nasty? She called and apologized, and I accepted her apology. She said she was joking. I kind of laugh it off, like, ‘You know, I’ve never denied having cellulite.’ Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion. If she thinks my butt looks like that, I don’t really care. At least I have a butt.”

What do you have to say about it?

Umm, I’m not sure whether to comment on the oh so fake blonde hair that certainly does not belong to Paris or on the see-through-cotton-candy-colored-dress. Well, I guess I did both just in one sentence.

Granted, Paris was not attending a red carpet gala in this transparent (Is it a dress? Is it a night dress? Is it lingerie?) outfit – in fact, she was having fun at the Playboy mansion.

And since it’s right in front our eyes, what are your thoughts on Paris’s butt?

Photo source: Celebslam

I love it that today, we get to see two girls in their bikini – two girls which are both looking super hot and surprise surprise, they’re not Hollywood skinny. First, we had Brit Brit who showed us her healthy and toned figure and now, we’ve got curvy, yet slim Rihanna doing the same thing from the front and from the back.

How do you like Rihanna in her funky bikini?