Knock, Knock? Whose Booty Is This?
Knock, Knock? Whose Booty Is This?
Who’s a fan of shiny and extremely revealing, tiny outfits?
Turn the page to find out!
Pamela Anderson Shows Us Her Booty
Looks like Pamela intentionally forgot her pants at home. Surprisingly enough, she didn’t attend a party at the Playboy mansion in this outfit – she went to an art gallery, actually.
I would really like to believe that these tiny orange things are short, I really would… but they’re much closer to underwear than to shorts.
On another note, since Pamela was so generous when it came to revealing her thighs and butt, let’s notice that she’s got great calves, just a little cellulite and great legs overall.
More pantless pictures after the jump!
Pamela Anderson, No Makeup, a Little Cellulite
Call me crazy, but I prefer this natural version of Pam instead of the one who’s wearing extra black and extra heavy eye makeup – click here to take a look!
As for the cellulite, Pam’s 41, she wearing short shorts and the sun light lands on her back thighs - so it kinda comes with the territory.
Say your thoughts!
Then And Now: Karolina Kurkova’s Booty
At request, here’s a comparison between Karolina’s (highly criticized) old booty that she exposed during a fashion show 5 months back and her new, toned, perky and round booty, as it appeared during the Victoria’s Secret fashion show.
Now, I know what you’ll say: that the light is a decisive element in these cases, since it can be either your friend (when it flatters your skin and hides your imperfections) or your enemy (when it accentuates your flaws). But even with all that, I think Karolina did some efforts in order to obtain her better looking, tighter, close-to-ideal butt.
What do you all say?
Vida Guerra’s Bikini Body + Measurements
Who? Cuban model Vida Guerra!
How? In a bikini! No, wait, BETTER: in a thong!
Weight? 115 lbs.
Height? 5′3.
Measurements? 34C-25-37.
How do you like the booty / the body / the bust / the abs?
See the pics after the jump!
Note: Vida’s height/ weight / measurements are listed according to her official website.
Jessica Simpson Deserves a Better Outfit
Dear Jessica,
I see that you insist on wearing clothes that do not flatter your shape – either that, or you are very fond of yo-yo-ing and gain and lose loads in a matter of days – I highly doubt that, so I stick with my theory that, in your case (or, more precisely, in your body shape’s case), the clothes you choose are highly relevant.
Why isn’t this outfit perfect? Firstly, you look great in shorts – just not the ones that might reveal your butt when you barely bend. Secondly, gotta work on creating a waist. Therefore, adding layers in the middle area or items that have the potential to look baloonish when associated with your impressive boobs is not recommended.
I mean, I say all these cause you looked so super pretty here. Bring back the A-line dresses, the V necks, the fitted clothes, the tight jeans and long T-shirts!
Best regards,
Versus
Sophie Monk – Front and Back, with a Hint of Cellulite
In case you haven’t noticed, Sophie Monk is always leggy: high heels, short shorts and mini-dresses are probably on her weekly shopping list. For some relevant leggy examples, click here and here.
Now as you all know, opting for the leggy look implies certain risks – one of them being the fact that your cellulite might be revealed. Oh well, we saw Sophie’s cellulite through pants on a previous occasion (yes, that’s right - click here to see), so this isn’t such a news.
Jessica Simpson Is Back to Daisy Dukes
Jessica Simpson is back to daisy dukes, that’s right, but she’s not back to what some call “her skinny Daisy Dukes days”. Even so, we must notcie and admit that Jessica’s legs are looking great, regardless of the cellulite touch on the back thigh. In fact, I say that (besides the uber-admired set of boobs that top “best boobs” tops), Jessica’s best assets are her toned and shapely legs.
On another hand, short white tops like the ones she is wearing above are not exactly the most flattering clothing items she could wear, considering her top heavy body.
How do you like Jessica’s daisy dukes look?
Kate Moss Puts on the Bikini – But Just the Bottom
Just like many models out there, Kate Moss is looking pretty good in a bikini, yet not exactly flawless. How so? Well, just like us and just like other models untouched by Photoshop, Kate’s got a tiny cellulite problem – and if we’re in the mod to criticize, her butt is not exactly perky and tight. OK, now we’re feeling better.
What else? Well, we get to see an overall skinny appearance (even though some might call this skinny fat, due to the lack of apparent muscle tone), slim waist, small upper curves and a bony chest.
How do you like Kate’s bikini body?
Photo credit: INF
