Skinny VS Curvy

I know that Jordin doesn’t have the ideal curvy body, but we need all the resources in order to balance the situation here - cause you’ve got to agree, “skinny” is much more popular than “curvy” in Hollywood.

Even if you might call Jordin “chubby” (I’d call her “healthy” though), you’ll have to agree that she is making the most of her size 12 figure on this occasion. In fact, her dress resembles quite a lot Alicia’s dress in the previous post and basically follows the same “tricks”: long enough to camouflage thicker thighs, marking the waist and the upper body and hiding the hips and thighs under a smart and fashionable design.

P.S. Blue nail polish is on so many toes these days.

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What do we have here? Two very curvy ladies (who might be called “chubby” instead of “curvy” by some, but they still qualify), both with voluptuous hips and extra roundness & softness than 95% of Hollywood’s stars.

Now the question is: Who’s hotter? Who rocks her curves? Who makes the most of her curvy body? Who is dressed better for her body shape? Rachael Ray or Jennifer Hudson?

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I just did a post on Jennifer Hudson yesterday - even more, she was competing in the skinny versus curvy battle. Now I definitely wouldn’t have put the above picture as a representative for the curvy ones, because, you see, this is smart dressing and the above is NOT smart dressing, to say it nicely. And no, Jennifer did not gain anything in between, since the occasions are 2 days apart.

What’s wrong with the above outfit?

1. Shiny leggings flatter Nicole Richie - You know why? Because they make her look thicker!

2. Six straps on the shoes, six cuts on the leg. Let’s save these shoes for Victoria Beckham, who needs to make hers look a little less twiggy.

Before you rush to say that Jennifer Hudson does not exactly have the ideal curvy body, let me just remind you that Victoria Beckham is not your average skinny girl either. This competition is about comparing different body shapes - and these ladies sure are different! The competition only refers to the above picture, and not to the way they look on other occasions (since their weight and outfits vary).

So, let’s hear it: whose body would you rather have? Whose body would you like your girlfriend to have? Skinny versus curvy battle time! Victoria Beckham or Jennifer Hudson? Choose your side!

OK, I know many of you out there would describe these girls as chunky, chubby and thick. I know many would say “oh my God look at those enormous thighs!”, “oh my God, is she pregnant again?”, “oh my God she is topless!” but all that is irrelevant. This is a battle and the hotter one in a bikini must win.

Lily’s advantages? Well, the thinner arms and less bloated belly.

Britney’s advantages? Overall more muscular tone and fuller cleavage.

What do they have in common? Well, they are not the perfect candidates for Hollywood’s beauty prototype contest. So, let’s hear it: Who’s got the better bikini body? Britney Spears or Lily Allen?

How shall I start? Raven Simone is definitely not skinny and she’s not curvy either.  Why not curvy? Because in my book and, also, in THE book (also called dictionary), curvy stands for voluptuous figure with pleasing curves. Pleasing curves = only in the right places.

Still, in some of your books, Raven might be considered curvy, which explains my post. One question though: what’s wrong with walking? Not entertaining, not comfortable enough?