Skinny VS Curvy

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Bikini Body Battle! Britney Spears or Lily Allen?

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Bikini Body Battle! Britney Spears or Lily Allen? | bikini-body-battle

OK, I know many of you out there would describe these girls as chunky, chubby and thick. I know many would say “oh my God look at those enormous thighs!”, “oh my God, is she pregnant again?”, “oh my God she is topless!” but all that is irrelevant. This is a battle and the hotter one in a bikini must win.

Lily’s advantages? Well, the thinner arms and less bloated belly.

Britney’s advantages? Overall more muscular tone and fuller cleavage.

What do they have in common? Well, they are not the perfect candidates for Hollywood’s beauty prototype contest. So, let’s hear it: Who’s got the better bikini body? Britney Spears or Lily Allen?

Raven Simone Dislikes Walking

Raven Simone Dislikes Walking | raven-simone

How shall I start? Raven Simone is definitely not skinny and she’s not curvy either.  Why not curvy? Because in my book and, also, in THE book (also called dictionary), curvy stands for voluptuous figure with pleasing curves. Pleasing curves = only in the right places.

Still, in some of your books, Raven might be considered curvy, which explains my post. One question though: what’s wrong with walking? Not entertaining, not comfortable enough?

Kim Kardashian, Front and Back

Kim Kardashian, Front and Back | front-and-back

While to some seeing Kim Kardashian’s back is a privilege, to others it is plain horror. So I guess the above picture… you either love it or you hate it. Regardless of your feelings, you must admit that Kim’s assetsare looking less “super-uber-extra” bumpy here, but that is probably only because we got a front view, a back view, yet not a profile view.

As we established in previous posts, Kim is definitely on top of the curvy territory, yet some say that she is dancing on the line between curvy, which stands for shapely and chubby, which stands for “almost fat, yet not quite”. What do you say? Should Kim lose a few or enjoy everything she’s got right now?

 

Kelly Clarkson in a Suit. A Bathing Suit.

Kelly Clarkson in a Suit. A Bathing Suit. | kelly-clarkson

Now I think we can all pretty much agree that Kelly Clarkson is not skinny. And she is not thin either, not fit & toned. Not “not thin, not fat”, not precisely average, yet not quite chubby. Am I getting close? While we do get a curvy perspective from the back, the front probably doesn’t qualify precisely in this “roundness promoting” category. One thing is for sure though: Kelly probably didn’t stop eating chocolate when she was 13, like the rest of Hollywood.

What do you all think? Do you like Kelly’s body? Why or why not?


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